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Jan 24, 2012 5:26 AM (Last edited by Sushi_Pirate on Jan 30, 2012 11:47 AM)

What Not To Do With Your PS VITA  **Official Event**

Vita.jpgHey everyone!

 

The launch of new PlayStation hardware is always an exciting time.  We learn so much of the product's capabilities, technical features, and great game lineup.  Very rarely however do we learn what not to do. 

 

As such we figured we'd make a contest out of it!  Entering is easy, reply to this thread with five things you wouldn't/shouldn't do with your PlayStation Vita.

 

Details

Start: Today!  January 27th

End: February 15th

Prizes:

     First place: One PlayStation Vita T-Shirt

     Second place:  A PlayStation Vita pen

     Third place:  A PlayStation Vita pen

 

Humor is always appreciated, and bonus points to anyone who makes us laugh! 

 

Good luck!

 

-The PlayStation Community Team

  • DARKADVEZARI Lombax Warrior
    Lombax Warrior
    136 posts since
    Dec 24, 2011

    Those meager prizes wont even merit and entry from me.

  • OverTaker Lombax Warrior
    Lombax Warrior

    LINK NOT WORKING

    THE BIGGER MAN IS THE ONE WHO
    KNOWS HE HAS MADE THE RIGHT
    DESION TO BUY THE BEST CONSOLE
    THE PS3 IS THAT CONSOLE
  • Incagneto Uncharted Territory
    Uncharted Territory
    1,832 posts since
    Apr 9, 2010

    1. you should not go for a swim in the ocean with your  ps vita.

     

    2. you should not marry your ps vita.

     

    3. you should not take a bath with your ps vita.

     

    4. you should not clean the ps vita by putting it into the washer and dryer.

     

    5.you should not use the ps vita as a Frisbee.

     

    maybe I will win maybe I will not but it was fun thank you.

  • submission44 Sackboy
    Sackboy
    593 posts since
    Oct 18, 2011

    1.  Do not try to put a UMD in it.

    2.  Do not allow any female to touch your screen ( fingernails )

    3.  Do not put anything less than a 16gb memory card in it.

    4.  Do not deprive your Vita of Uncharted

    5.  Do not deprive your Vita of Call of Duty

  • drepsx3 Sackboy
    Sackboy
    947 posts since
    Dec 30, 2008

    1.You should not plank on your Vita.

    2.In case your hungry you should not eat your Vita.

    3.You should not take a picture of lightning with your Vita

    4.You should not play augemented reality games while you sky dive with your Vita

    5.You shoud not use your Vita as a shield during a food fight.

  • AMATTE100 Monster Hunter
    Monster Hunter
    68 posts since
    Nov 20, 2009

    dam only open to u.s. residents only... but...

    1. don't go sky diving with your vita

    2. don't sit on your vita

    3. don't walk into trafic with your vita

    4. don't go scuba diving with your vita

    5. don't lick your vita

  • KingRQM Lombax Warrior
    Lombax Warrior
    176 posts since
    Dec 1, 2011

    1) Do NOT feed the Vita

    2) Do NOT share your Vita with strangers

    3) Do NOT touch the screen too hard. Be gentle

    4) Do NOT leave your Vita unattended

    5) Do NOT use the Vita as a projectile

     

    Heh this is hilarious. hope i win

  • submission44 Sackboy
    Sackboy
    593 posts since
    Oct 18, 2011

    I wear a 2x shirt..just to save you some time!!!!

  • Manetheren17 Splicer
    Splicer
    50 posts since
    Jan 20, 2012

    Ha

     

    1. Do not use your Vita as target practice with your AK-47

    2. Do not attempt to use it as a floatation device

    3. Do not use as a drum stick.

    4. Do not attempt to take appart and reasemble just to show how smart you are.

    5. Do not use to post pictures of you and your girlfriend on facebook where parents can see.

  • BernalGarcia Lombax Warrior
    Lombax Warrior
    203 posts since
    Jun 21, 2007

    Here goes:

     

    Do not pick your nose while using the Vita!  (hello!!!  touchscreens!!!!  And it's just gross.)

    Do not wrestle a real person with your AR Fighters character!  (you will probably lose)

    Do not cry out in the open over the excitement of having the Vita!  (You may inspire other emotional breakdowns.)

    Do not walk and Gift over 3G in the streets.  Stop and Gift (As you may hit something while walking.)

    Do not post on Facebook that you got an Early Release Vita.  (Those who didnt will be jealous.) 

     

    No wait

     

    Do post on Facebook that you got an Early Release vita.  (Those who didnt will be jealous!  lol)

    Do Share your Vita with your significant other.  (So they don't get jealous of the amounts of time you spend with your Vita.)

    Do drive to all of your friends house and show them your Vita!  (Only your Vita!)

    Do take pictures with your Vita of the First moments with the vita. (You will want to remember the moment!)

    Do promise that you will defend the Vita...  From enemies Foreign and Domestic.

     

    Now if anything I made myself laugh.  I will be guilty of some of these I listed.  I hope my Wife will not be too upset!  :-)

  • Raiden225005 Cannon Fodder
    Cannon Fodder
    13 posts since
    Oct 4, 2009
    Currently Being Moderated
    12. Jan 27, 2012 3:13 PM (in response to Sushi_Pirate) (Last edited by Raiden225005 on Jan 27, 2012 3:14 PM)
    Re: What Not To Do With Your PSVITA  **Official Event**

    Well the three things not to do with a Mogwi also seem to apply to the vita

     

    1)No water on your vita.  (This will just mess your vita up and not result in more Vita's shooting out of your Vita's back touch pad)

    2)No Food after Midnight while playing vita (Your vita wont mutate into a monster but it may get really dirty)

    3)Don't play under Bright Lights (Won't incinerate your vita but would probably make it hard to see the awesome screen)

     

    Aside from those

     

    4)Don't try to play 3ds games in your vita  (actually don't try to play 3ds games period)

    5)Don't trash talk about how awesome you are while playing wipeout 2048 online if you are in last place. (No explanation needed)

  • hbkboy Lombax Warrior
    Lombax Warrior
    293 posts since
    Mar 6, 2011

    Do not break your Vita in anger because you could not defeat the historical Giant Enemy Crab.

    Do not touch your Vita ever without washing your unworthy hands.

    Do not have a session with the Vita without using protection..

    Do not leave the Vita in a crime scene, as the fingerprints may be traced to you.

     

    Warning, doing any of the following may cause heart and stress problems, please contact your doctor if this machine is right for you.

  • SnWnMe Lombax Warrior
    Lombax Warrior
    217 posts since
    May 24, 2009

    Don't expect to play Modnation Racers online on your Vita

    Don't expect cheap PSN games for your Vita

    Don't expect a price drop this year for your Vita

    Don't expect a lot of ad hoc action with your Vita

    Don't expect Sandisk to offer cheaper memory cards for your Vita

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