Jan 24, 2012 5:26 AM
What Not To Do With Your PS VITA **Official Event**
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The launch of new PlayStation hardware is always an exciting time. We learn so much of the product's capabilities, technical features, and great game lineup. Very rarely however do we learn what not to do. ![]()
As such we figured we'd make a contest out of it! Entering is easy, reply to this thread with five things you wouldn't/shouldn't do with your PlayStation Vita.
Details
Start: Today! January 27th
End: February 15th
Prizes:
First place: One PlayStation Vita T-Shirt
Second place: A PlayStation Vita pen
Third place: A PlayStation Vita pen
Humor is always appreciated, and bonus points to anyone who makes us laugh! ![]()
Good luck!
-The PlayStation Community Team

What Not To Do With Your PSVITA CONTEST – OFFICIAL RULES
1. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Contest begins January 27, 2012. To enter, you must have a PlayStation®Network ID, and an internet connection. Visit http://community.us.playstation.com/message/ for contest details. Log into the PlayStation Community forums, post your top five (5) ironic and humorous ways not to use a PlayStation Vita to the contest thread. Sony Computer Entertainment America (the “Sponsor”) is not responsible for lost, late, mutilated, illegible, incomplete or misdirected entries. To be valid, entries must be received no later than February 15, 2012 at 11:59 p.m. Limit one entry per person and PlayStation Network ID. Subsequent entries will be disqualified. Sony Computer Entertainment America (the “Sponsor”) is not responsible for lost, late, mutilated, illegible, incomplete or misdirected entries. Sponsor is not responsible for technical, hardware or software failures of any kind, lost or unavailable network connections or failed, incomplete, garbled or delayed computer transmissions which may limit an entrant’s ability to participate in the contest. Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to cancel or suspend this sweepstakes should virus, bugs or other causes corrupt the administration, security or proper play of this sweepstakes. Entries not satisfying these Official Rules will be automatically disqualified.
2. PRIZES: Grand Prize winner will receive one (1) PlayStation Vita Tee Shirt. (Approximate retail value $15.00). Second Prize winner will receive one (1) PlayStation Vita Pen (approximate retail value $5.00). Third Prize winner will receive one (1)PlayStation Vita Pen (approximate retail value $5.00). Sponsor reserves the right to substitute prize of equal or greater value if prize is unavailable. Prizes are non-transferable and no substitutions allowed.
3. WINNER(S): Winners will be determined based on the following criteria, 20% Imagination, 20% Originality, 50% Creativity, and 10% Brand Awareness. Sponsor, whose decision concerning all matters related to this Contest, is final. Drawing will be held on or about February 15, 2012 Winners shall be notified by mail and/or telephone. Please allow SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS for delivery of prizes.
4. ODDS OF WINNING: The odds of winning depend on number of valid entries received.
5. ELIGIBILITY: Promotion open to residents of United States who are 13 years of age or older only. Return of any prize/prize notification as undeliverable will result in disqualification and an alternate winner will be selected. Winner may be required to sign an affidavit of eligibility/release of liability/prize acceptance within 14 days of receipt or forfeit prize. If the winner is a minor, then prize may be awarded to winner’s parent or legal guardian. By acceptance of prize agrees to the use of their name and/or likeness for purposes of advertising, trade, or promotion without further compensation, unless prohibited by law. Employees of the Sponsor and its parent and affiliated companies and their families are not eligible. Neither the Sponsor nor its affiliates, subsidiaries, division or related companies are responsible for any damages, taxes, or expenses that winners might incur as a result of this sweepstakes or receipt of prize.
6. WINNER’S NAME: To obtain a list of winners, send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to: What Not To Do With Your PS VITA Contest Winners List, c/o SCEA Promotions Department, 919 E Hillsdale Blvd., Foster City, CA 94404. Winner’s Name requests will be fulfilled within four weeks after all prizes have been awarded. Requests for winner’s name must be received by March 15, 2012.
7. RESTRICTIONS: Void where prohibited or restricted by law.
8. SPONSOR(S): Sony Computer Entertainment America, Foster City, CA

Those meager prizes wont even merit and entry from me.
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1. you should not go for a swim in the ocean with your ps vita.
2. you should not marry your ps vita.
3. you should not take a bath with your ps vita.
4. you should not clean the ps vita by putting it into the washer and dryer.
5.you should not use the ps vita as a Frisbee.
maybe I will win maybe I will not but it was fun thank you.
1. Do not try to put a UMD in it.
2. Do not allow any female to touch your screen ( fingernails )
3. Do not put anything less than a 16gb memory card in it.
4. Do not deprive your Vita of Uncharted
5. Do not deprive your Vita of Call of Duty
1.You should not plank on your Vita.
2.In case your hungry you should not eat your Vita.
3.You should not take a picture of lightning with your Vita
4.You should not play augemented reality games while you sky dive with your Vita
5.You shoud not use your Vita as a shield during a food fight.
dam only open to u.s. residents only... but...
1. don't go sky diving with your vita
2. don't sit on your vita
3. don't walk into trafic with your vita
4. don't go scuba diving with your vita
5. don't lick your vita
1) Do NOT feed the Vita
2) Do NOT share your Vita with strangers
3) Do NOT touch the screen too hard. Be gentle
4) Do NOT leave your Vita unattended
5) Do NOT use the Vita as a projectile
Heh this is hilarious. hope i win
I wear a 2x shirt..just to save you some time!!!!
Ha
1. Do not use your Vita as target practice with your AK-47
2. Do not attempt to use it as a floatation device
3. Do not use as a drum stick.
4. Do not attempt to take appart and reasemble just to show how smart you are.
5. Do not use to post pictures of you and your girlfriend on facebook where parents can see.
Here goes:
Do not pick your nose while using the Vita! (hello!!! touchscreens!!!! And it's just gross.)
Do not wrestle a real person with your AR Fighters character! (you will probably lose)
Do not cry out in the open over the excitement of having the Vita! (You may inspire other emotional breakdowns.)
Do not walk and Gift over 3G in the streets. Stop and Gift (As you may hit something while walking.)
Do not post on Facebook that you got an Early Release Vita. (Those who didnt will be jealous.)
No wait
Do post on Facebook that you got an Early Release vita. (Those who didnt will be jealous! lol)
Do Share your Vita with your significant other. (So they don't get jealous of the amounts of time you spend with your Vita.)
Do drive to all of your friends house and show them your Vita! (Only your Vita!)
Do take pictures with your Vita of the First moments with the vita. (You will want to remember the moment!)
Do promise that you will defend the Vita... From enemies Foreign and Domestic.
Now if anything I made myself laugh. I will be guilty of some of these I listed. I hope my Wife will not be too upset! :-)
Well the three things not to do with a Mogwi also seem to apply to the vita
1)No water on your vita. (This will just mess your vita up and not result in more Vita's shooting out of your Vita's back touch pad)
2)No Food after Midnight while playing vita (Your vita wont mutate into a monster but it may get really dirty)
3)Don't play under Bright Lights (Won't incinerate your vita but would probably make it hard to see the awesome screen)
Aside from those
4)Don't try to play 3ds games in your vita (actually don't try to play 3ds games period)
5)Don't trash talk about how awesome you are while playing wipeout 2048 online if you are in last place. (No explanation needed)
Do not break your Vita in anger because you could not defeat the historical Giant Enemy Crab.
Do not touch your Vita ever without washing your unworthy hands.
Do not have a session with the Vita without using protection..
Do not leave the Vita in a crime scene, as the fingerprints may be traced to you.
Warning, doing any of the following may cause heart and stress problems, please contact your doctor if this machine is right for you.
Don't expect to play Modnation Racers online on your Vita
Don't expect cheap PSN games for your Vita
Don't expect a price drop this year for your Vita
Don't expect a lot of ad hoc action with your Vita
Don't expect Sandisk to offer cheaper memory cards for your Vita
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