10-12-2008 09:24 PM
We are currently in search of some solid talent for our GB roster, if you think you have what it takes to be Bomb Squad material then please sign up at bombsquadkittens.com and post in the application section. We will then review your application and let you know ASAP whether you made the cut or not. We need VERY active warhawkers who are able to GB often.
Bomb Squad Kittens - OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM FROM CAPTAIN_WHISKERS
Please I am unfamiliar with the computers.
A time has come where constant threat of death does not prevent me from speaking to you today. I will from now on be taking a more direct role in the managing of my Squad. I greatly appreciate all the work AustinM2000 and Sergeant Pepperpants have done while I was in hiding. However, the threat of evil is now too great. We must prepare for the day of reckoning together. Answer this call!
NOTICE FROM CAPTAIN_WHISKERS: RECRUITMENT IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
FORUMS (often used): www.bombsquadkittens.com/phpbb/
We are generally recognized (by ourselves) as the top Zones clan. We like to team kill and whisper sweet nothings into one anothers' ears. Also we take this game VERY serious. We do stand for any tomfoolery or shenanigans, unless directly authorized by Captain_Whiskers (and he won't).
The Bomb Squad Kittens are an elite terror-fighting force. Our leader is Captain_Whiskers. He appointed AustinM2000 to manage the clan, out of fear of squirrel snipers and suicide bombers. Also, he only plays "Tetris" and "Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers." The squirrels are BSK's sworn enemy. New intel shows that these squirrels live in the bust of Michael Bay in Times Square. Also, they have the kill syrum.
(Recruitment is closed. Accepting new members ONLY in extremely special cases)
We are currently searching for members of the highest caliber. BSK is a Combat Clan. This means, above all else, members must be skilled in fighting (and defusing squirrel nukes). If you primarily avoid conflict while taking zones, or simply grab flags in CTF, do not apply. We no longer hold tryouts. Those interested should contact AustinM2000 Tuck2000, lacemagic, or Craigerson on PSN with "BSK Join" in the subject.
At BSK HQ, we are aware that stats are often misleading. These requirements are not rigid, if you do not meet a criteria but feel you are skilled enough, show us otherwise in-game.
1. KDR > 2.5
2. PPM > 3.5
3. Total Kills > 5000
1. KDR > 1.5
2. PPM > 4.3
We have a very high awesomeness quotient. Every so often, our awesomeness quotient reaches critical mass and we explode, raining down fun rays and super-cool radiation. You should try to avoid it, if you can.