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Re: Multiplayer Haiku Thread

Oct 8, 2012

 

Pre-nerf FAL-SS:

 

4 taps of L1,

No time to react, fight back,

The FAL - ruins my fun

 

 

 

 

Do you feel me?

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Pre 1.13 G-MAL
Two recoil-less shots
Scoped in for five not alive
I thrust on your grave

Post 1.13 G-MAL

I look, press R1
The reticule goes wild
Hard, but you still die

yeehaw i'm a cowboy now
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Re: Multiplayer Haiku Thread

Oct 8, 2012

My rate of fire KAL

Out-skill you with no L1

Pump all over you

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All that said, fix matchmaking before anything else.
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Re: Multiplayer Haiku Thread

Oct 8, 2012

Focused, making plays

My phone rings: It's the girlfriend

Unlucky Medal

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Say NO to paid DLC maps
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I do not quite know

why people write haikus

about Uncharted.

FOR THE WIN!jedi_khan.png

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Re: Multiplayer Haiku Thread

Oct 8, 2012

jedi_khan wrote:

I do not know

why people write haikus

about Uncharted.

FOR THE WIN!jedi_khan.png


Me either. It's kind of strange, but I guess that's how things go around here. 


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Oct 8, 2012
NOOOOOOO! WHY WAS THIS MOVED?! Smiley Sad
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Re: Multiplayer Haiku Thread

Oct 8, 2012
The thread has been moved
into the forum graveyard
now this thread shall die.
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Re: Multiplayer Haiku Thread

Oct 9, 2012

I blame forum mods
killer of memes and captions
now haikus as well

yeehaw i'm a cowboy now
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Re: Multiplayer Haiku Thread

Oct 9, 2012

cmj4v13 wrote:

A glimpse, a tremor

of curléd hands on steep ledge;

Pulléd down, I fall.

 

Legends tell of dark

and dusty night, swirling grain

obscuring all seen

 

Clad in neoprene

with golden locks aflutter,

Elena stands. Gone.

 


I nominate cmj4v13 and scootgar for poets laureate of the U3 community. I love the smoke bomb/traitor haiku from your earlier post.  

Too bad this thread was moved.

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