Why alts are starting to kudo my question... For the love of God, stop it.
I kudoed your question because I thought it would be a good addition to the game. Not only that, but it would bring more life to it. Good post by the way.
How tall is Cog, really?
What does Cog like to eat?
What size are Cog's shoes?
When Cog plays the game, does he prefer to go merc or play in a Dog party?