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Re: Hate thread about noob teammates

Feb 12, 2013

Dear Competitive, 

Take your dang noobs back, so I can play a game of co op arena on crushing for once!


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Re: Hate thread about noob teammates

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Apparently this game is quite popular among the handicapped. 

 

You have the bunch of mentally handicapped who get extremely negative scores,

and then there is the bunch who miss their right hand and therefore aren't able to use the R1 button. 

 

There also is a third group, they came to Uncharted 3 cause of something called the Call of Duty syndrome, it's quite severe actually. 

 

Anyways, they just can't do anything about it. Mother Nature tries to help with lag-advantage etc, but that only makes up for a part of their disability.

 

We live in a harsh, cold world.

 

There might be a link with Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, that may have been popular with some cultures and gave those players the idea to be a thief and steal, too bad their culture punishes those people by cutting off their right hand.

Naughty Dog is currently investigating this, results to follow Soon.

 

 

 

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hamsterboy14 wrote:

Dear Competitive, 

Take your dang noobs back, so I can play a game of co op arena on crushing for once!


why don't you just add people so you can play custom co-op games with them (so you won't find noobs in matchmaking)

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IzunaShisui wrote:

Apparently this game is quite popular among the handicapped. 

 

You have the bunch of mentally handicapped who get extremely negative scores,

and then there is the bunch who miss their right hand and therefore aren't able to use the R1 button. 

 

There also is a third group, they came to Uncharted 3 cause of something called the Call of Duty syndrome, it's quite severe actually. 

 

Anyways, they just can't do anything about it. Mother Nature tries to help with lag-advantage etc, but that only makes up for a part of their disability.

 

We live in a harsh, cold world.

 

There might be a link with Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, that may have been popular with some cultures and gave those players the idea to be a thief and steal, too bad their culture punishes those people by cutting off their right hand.

Naughty Dog is currently investigating this, results to follow Soon.

 

 

 


Reminds me of this noob team mate I had, He was level 26 and camped like there was no tomorrow...

Bad thing was: It was coop hunter so KDR doesn't count.

 

But I understand what you mean. Why do low levels value ammo over everything else? It seems they don't want to waste a single bullet.

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And yet people wonder why some players prefer to party up... because derpy teammates can drive you mad!!!

http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/The-Last-of-Us-Multiplayer/Ping-filter-toggle-SUPPORT-for-less-lag/m-p/40782623
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And yet people wonder why some players prefer to party up... because derpy teammates can drive you mad!!!


I still don't understand how people can be this bad. That ammo won't help them when they are dead. I was never like that when I was a noob. I missed a lot but I always shot instead of staring at the enemy.

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Hielke6991 wrote:

tapantaola wrote:

And yet people wonder why some players prefer to party up... because derpy teammates can drive you mad!!!


I still don't understand how people can be this bad. That ammo won't help them when they are dead. I was never like that when I was a noob. I missed a lot but I always shot instead of staring at the enemy.


Some people are not just Uncharted noobs, they are video game noobs in general. They have never touched a gamepad before.

http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/The-Last-of-Us-Multiplayer/Ping-filter-toggle-SUPPORT-for-less-lag/m-p/40782623
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Re: Hate thread about noob teammates

Feb 12, 2013
Maybe they whiteplug. Hence the staring.

It's also possible they have gamer tunnel vision (focuses only on center of screen so they can't focus on the BG but is hyperfocused o the center). It's probably not the correct term, but I see people play and not see their peripherals.


Either way my little brother does pretty good for a 9 year old. He can see along the peripheral bision and know where the flanks are by now. The only problem is that he hasn't memorized the controller.
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I still don't understand how people can be this bad. That ammo won't help them when they are dead. I was never like that when I was a noob. I missed a lot but I always shot instead of staring at the enemy.


Some people are not just Uncharted noobs, they are video game noobs in general. They have never touched a gamepad before.


I agree with you 100% on this.It blows my mind what kind of people are playing this game.They are not just noobs,something is seriously wrong with them.They are playing a match while having a seizure maybe?

 

Being low level doesn't mean that you are a noob.Hell,in summer beta I was dominating the game with AK-47 from the very first day Smiley Happy 

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Doom_giver_22 wrote:

I still don't understand how people can be this bad. That ammo won't help them when they are dead. I was never like that when I was a noob. I missed a lot but I always shot instead of staring at the enemy.


Some people are not just Uncharted noobs, they are video game noobs in general. They have never touched a gamepad before.


I agree with you 100% on this.It blows my mind what kind of people are playing this game.They are not just noobs,something is seriously wrong with them.They are playing a match while having a seizure maybe?

 

Being low level doesn't mean that you are a noob.Hell,in summer beta I was dominating the game with AK-47 from the very first day Smiley Happy 


Some people just have a very low IQ. Dosen't suprise me really.

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