Well, after a full year and 40 caption competitions, it's time to bring "Caption it!" to an end, at least for the time being anyway. Numbers of entries have been down of late, and personally, I'll be taking a break from the forums until early next year. I'll still be on PSN, so hopefully I'll see you guys there.
Thanks to everyone who entered over the last year. A big thanks to Curtainman1, who's awesome screenshots were used most weeks. And thanks to the mods for letting me do this every week. So, that's it, I guess. I'll leave you with all of the previous entries and winning captions. Eh, as always, have fun
Over and out.
November 20, 2010
"So do I actually have one or did Naughty Dog not bother with making me one? Because if I do... that's a dirty, DIRTY animator"
"Dammit, why didn't anyone tell me my pants weren't zipped."
November 27, 2010
"$hit, i told you guys this storage room wasn't private enough!"
December 4, 2010
"GIANT COOKIE JAR"
December 12, 2010
"YOU DONT MESS WITH EDDY RAJA!"
December 23, 2010
"When you asked me how much I could fit down my throat I didn't know you were talking about a shotgun..."
December 31, 2010
"Damnit Elena i told you to turn the stove off before we left!!!"
January 16, 2011
"Sleeping on the job are you Nate? T-BAG TIME!"
February 15, 2011
"Mmm, I fancy some Flame-Grilled Pirate tonight. Do we have any Ketchup?"
February 27, 2011
"Oh sweet, dear Drake, we've got to stop meeting like this. What would LadyPatience do if she found out about us?"
March 15, 2011
"LET THERE BE LIGHT!"
March 22, 2011
"I've told you once and I'll tell you again........ Get the hell off my lawn."
March 29, 2011
"I KILL Y- ........... man it is really hard to think straight with this bullet lodged in my brai-......... Huh....what am I doing her-........... Hi i'm steve."
April 5, 2011
"You win this round, gravity..."
April 12, 2011
"You fell on your ass."
"Appreciate the update captain obvious."
"You're welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm."
April 19, 2011
"This is for Tetram! Don't ever copy him again!"
May 28, 2011
"I've heard of bad hair days, but this is ridiculous!!"
"It seemed, in this instance, that Chloe had bitten off more than she could chew."
June 4, 2011
"Why oh why did I spawn right here?!"
June 10, 2011
"Nate realizes that all that climbing and hanging has finally taken its toll on his arms."
June 17, 2011
Blaine: 'What are you doing?'
Roman: 'Practising for UC3's new buddy system.'
Blaine: 'What's that?'
Roman: 'It's cool. We share loads of things because Buddies are really close together. I can spawn off you, get you money and share ammo.'
Blaine: 'That's cool. Speaking of ammo, can you move your grenades, they're a little too close too... y'know.'
Roman: 'That's not a grenade. This is the Buddy System. Buddies are... close...'"
June 24, 2011
"Lazaravic finally realises why the dentist tried to warn him for eating too much donuts..."
July 1, 2011
"Helping one another strapping belts around each other's waists turned out to be a harder task than they ever imagined for the Donut Brothers."
July 8, 2011
"I can pump faster than the try hard skin!!!"
"IT'S GETTIN HOT IN HERE SO HOT SO TAKE OF ALL YO CLOTHES"
July 15, 2011
"Lazarevic: 'So did you carry him all this way from the temple? Shame......' (Unbuckles trousers)"
July 22, 2011
"See, kids, this is why we DON'T take grandpa out for exercise anymore!"
July 29, 2011
"Drake: 'I'll make you an offer: a doughnut for my life! So which do you choose: chocolate or jelly-filled?'
Lazaravic: 'THIS IS NOT A NEGOTIATION!' *SLAP and grabs the doughnuts*"
August 5, 2011
"Now, I'm going to ask you again- where did you get that hat?!"
"After many years, the once huge Doughnut Drake now hunts for those who took his doughnuts from him.
This was the first victim."
"Now that i am pointing my gun at you i'm going to punch you."
August 12, 2011
"Yes mom, I tried a ski mask. It helps but it doesn't cover the whole thing... Yeah they look at me kinda funny. This guy Tetram told me to try on his gas mask, and Zorskel and Dragan took the last helmets. Yeah, I hate it here mom. Can you come get me?"
August 19, 2011
"'It seems that Prakoso'
*Puts on sunglasses*
'Just lost his head'"
August 26, 2011
"Sully: 'I'm getting too old for this bullsh!t.'
Nate: 'Don't worry, when I take care of all this ear wax you'll be feeling 10 years younger!'"
"Wow Sully that botox is really paying off, I can't see a single wrinkle, even with this!!"
"Let's see if a journal will save you now Sully!!"
September 2, 2011
"Hurts so good"
September 9, 2011
"With little details of the Subway promotion and STILL no word on the Hammer Lab and 3x cash for UC2, Drake is struggling to find happiness in his life and has been on a serious case of depression."
"This is the look on Doughnut Drake's face when he realizes that everything he touches doesn't turn to doughnuts."
September 16, 2011
"Really funny, guys. Now, where the hell did you put my hair dryer?!?"
September 23, 2011
"Sev: 'Black Swan is my favorite movie.
Now ballet dance, or I'll shoot!'"
September 30, 2011
"Drake: 'Hey look, I can lick my elbow!'
Other Guy: 'That's my elbow.'
October 7, 2011
"Drake: 'I'll save you Elena! Wow, Elena you are really light.'
Elena: 'Nate, I'm right here.'"
October 14, 2011
"After a long night partying and while the others are trying to sleep through their hangover, there's always that one guy who can't take a hint and just wants to continue partying."
October 21, 2011
October 30, 2011
"SA can't help Skelzor avoid a plane."
Skeletons don't talk.
November 6, 2011
"Drake: 'My spider senses are tingling.'"
November 10, 2011
"Is it just me or am I happy to see you."
"Skinny Drake: 'Hey man, I only need one more treasure to unlock you. I heard you have an extra...'
Doughnut Drake: 'Yeah, just let me reach in and get it for you.'"
"Where do you think you're going? Hand over the doughnuts now!"
"Amazing what you can find under all those rolls of fat"
Over and out.
I guess nothing can last forever.
But thank you for all these weeks, thank you so much.
And week #1: the good old times, how I miss the those days...
"People say nothing is impossible.
But I do nothing everyday."
- Winnie the Pooh
This was an amazing series, to say the least. I hope somebody revives it (I might just do it myself, should Lough allow me). Maybe moving it to the UC3 forums would boost the activity.
Anyways, for one last Caption-It for all the posts:
Drake: Jesus, it's been a year already?!?
Doughnut L: Yeah, and I still can't find those freaking doughnuts.
Drake: Don't worry, they'll turn up someday. Hey, Skelzor, could you use your SA to look for 'em?
Skelzor: Why do you always say I'm using SA? Is it the glowing eyes or the fact that I'm the only one who can stand straight for more than three seconds?
Doughnut L: THIS IS NOT A NEGOTIATION! *blows off Skelzor's head*
Tenzin: *speaks Tibetan frantically*
Drake: Don't worry, he'll respawn in a few seconds.
Sully: Yeah, probably in front of somebody who likes fried skeleton, spawns the way the are.
Chloe: Quit your grumbling over there, Sully. You're still mad about the Hammers Lab, aren't you?
Elena: I still say 1.05 was worse.
Drake: Come on, guys. We pulled through those things, and, hey, we got a shiny new sequel kicking around. Maybe our fun could last a bit longer.
Doughnut D: I'll eat to that!
Tetram: Yeah, and die of cardiac arrest.
Drake: Just shut it. Everything's gonna be fine.
Elena: Famous last words.
*Walk off into sunset*