Your wife ask you to come to bed with her and you tell her you will later you are busy building your clan population.
You are late for jobs because you were busy playing survivors the night before.
You take forrest gump quotes and add in game items in place of the movie quotes.
You think falling on your knees will turn the floor into ice.
You believe even the most athletic humans can only jump 1 yard across.
You put your holiday gifts into a (unwrapped) cardboard box.
You carry all of your belongings in 3's.
If you see a pallet floating in the water, you offer a ferry service to take people from one place to another.
Stalkers- Covert Training 3 users
Clickers- Constant reloaders
Bloaters- People getting blown up by bombs
You might be a TLOU addict if...
- You never go downtown
That's gonna upset the girlfriend.