My team went up, enemy team went down.
I was on the narrow path in the middle, trying to snipe me some enemies.
Enemy team noticed me before I could do anything and started shooting at me.
I began doing squats (spamming O button) by the railing like a madman in FF VII tutorial.
Whole enemy team ran out of bullets doing me absolutely no damage at all.
I did the "Close call" emote and ran away to the rest of my team.
Whenever someone is the Last Man and they are hoping to use a Molotov to get the unlikely win. The problem is that they often get rushed and the only way to still use the Molotov is to throw it at their own feet for the suicide. It might kill the other person, but pointlessly because they are also going to be dead. Still, we've all done it x)
This one guessed I was fat because he could smell cheetos on my breath lol.
Every time he was down I took my trusty flamethrower and showed him what real hott breath feels like
playing with a guy random guy , and he said this on the mic but in arabic " 1 minute man a bomb blew up my **bleep** .... and they coming to rape now "
we were playign intergration by the way