Joel: "You're treadin' on some mighty thin ice here..."
Sarah: Oh my god dad, thanks for taking me to 'Dawn of The Wolf'! It was sooooo dramatic! There was a love triangle between her, the werewolf and the vampire... *yadda yadda yadda*
Joel: *sigh* I wonder how much jail time it is for killing the director of the movie...
[to answer Ellie's question "Who dragged you to see it then?"]
Sara "Happy birthday dad"
Joel "What are you still doing up"
Sarah "its your birthday and we have to party like there's no tomorrow"
Joel "Then I reckon we've got about ten minutes"
Sarah: So Daddy, do you think I could take up archery with my friends?
Joel: *Sigh* You should be worrying about your grades instead of trying to learn useless skills.
Sara: Daddy did you just fart?
Joel: It's my birthday, I'm allowed to fart on my own couch, and hell, if there were some sort of apocolypse I'd be allowed to survive it!
Sara: What about me?
Joel: Is it your birthday?
"It's that time of the month again, Joel"
-Ellie, The Last of Us