Ratchet & Clank: Past Titles

[RCROX2000~]

Bouncer: I'm so bored.
Ratchet: Why?
Bouncer: Because I don't have a PS3, so I can play Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction.
Ratchet: Gee, that's sad.
Bouncer: Yes, I know.

[Noculonder]

This is one of my top images.



Bouncer: Hurumph. *Makes chimp face*

Ratchet and Clank: Blue Blargian Chimpanzee!

Clank: It's a rare species that has been domesticated--anyways, let's get in.

Bouncer: Get in? Yo no gettin' in 'less you call yourself a Floranan Hair **bleep**!

Clank: Whispers to Bouncer: He is one.

*Bouncer lets them in*

Clank: Thanks, but he's actually a lombax. *the duo walk in quickly*

Bouncer: YOOOOOUUU!!!

[the-cheese-kid]

Ratchet:  hey mr. bouncer guy uh sir
Bouncer:  .............
Clank:   *wispers to ratchet*  i think you have to give him some ................
Ratchet: im not giving him some ASS!
Clank:  i didnt mean that i meant bolts

[MoboKeeg]

well how many days has it been since the last post???  Seems like a decade.... well i say we should start voting to finish this picture.

[Noculonder]

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mobokeeg wrote:

well how many days has it been since the last post???  Seems like a decade.... well i say we should start voting to finish this picture.

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It's because we started a new caption contest at the new Ratchet and Clank community site. People decided to go there.

[painmaster~]

Ratchet: Hey Bouncer, are you tough or you let yourself go?

Clank whispers to Ratchet:  Um Ratchet, don't joke with him and you might-

Ratchet: Wait, wait, I got another one hey ugly, does your planet look like that or your just ugly like that?

Bouncer: *Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* COME YOU LITTLE RAT!!!!!!!

*Bouncer chases Ratchet*

Ratchet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH CLANK HELP ME!!!

Clank: Nope, I gave you a chance but you wouldn't litsen

[Teeman92]

weird guy:...

ratchet: mind giving me directions to....

weird guy: rip-rip-ya-new-one-a-a-a?

ratchet : ..

clank : lemme translate, a-rip-rip-ya-one-ya-new-ya-a?*asking the guy where to go*

weird guy : *answering clank* new-ya rip-rip-ba-a-one

clank: rip-you...ok we got the directions, lets go

ratchet : .....uh huh

wasnt funny,i did my best

[jitty9]

Ratchet: LOL, I've killed so many of you... wait, s*** I only have combuster ammo...
Clank: Where are those conveniently placed ammo boxes when you need them?

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[jitty9]

-Guy on the left: Hey, I'll give you a RYNO for your robot...
-Ratchet: How about just 1000 bolts?
-Clank: What the  **bleep**?


Message Edited by jitty9 on 11-25-2007 10:55 PM

[slycooper112~]

I like this one better

Ratchet: *hums* HOLY $^$% *fires* BLAM BLAM BLAM

Monster: GAAAAAYAAA

Clank: you do know that was a tour guy who noticed we were lost and came to help us?

Ratchet: oh boy 

other monsters: LOOK he killed Ted  GET HIM

Ratchet and Clank: GAAAAAAAAAA *runs like lives depended on it and they probably do*