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RCROX2000~
Posts: 1,195
Registered: ‎05-04-2007

Re: .:Ratchet and Clank Caption Contest II:.[Submissions-OPEN]


Bouncer: I'm so bored.
Ratchet: Why?
Bouncer: Because I don't have a PS3, so I can play Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction.
Ratchet: Gee, that's sad.
Bouncer: Yes, I know.
SONY RULES!! GO PS3!!
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Treasure Hunter
Noculonder
Posts: 6,772
Registered: ‎02-25-2007

Re: .:Ratchet and Clank Caption Contest II:.[Submissions-OPEN]

This is one of my top images.



Bouncer: Hurumph. *Makes chimp face*

Ratchet and Clank: :smileysurprised: Blue Blargian Chimpanzee!

Clank: It's a rare species that has been domesticated--anyways, let's get in.

Bouncer: Get in? Yo no gettin' in 'less you call yourself a Floranan Hair **bleep**!

Clank: Whispers to Bouncer: He is one.

*Bouncer lets them in*

Clank: Thanks, but he's actually a lombax. *the duo walk in quickly*

Bouncer: YOOOOOUUU!!!


Ratchet and Clank Community
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. Hate multiplies hate, violence multiplies violence, and toughness multiplies toughness in a descending spiral of destruction-The chain reaction of evil — hate begetting hate, wars producing more wars — must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation." -M. Luther King, Jr.

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Wastelander
the-cheese-kid
Posts: 858
Registered: ‎03-14-2007

Re: .:Ratchet and Clank Caption Contest II:.[Submissions-OPEN]


Ratchet:  hey mr. bouncer guy uh sir
Bouncer:  .............
Clank:   *wispers to ratchet*  i think you have to give him some ................
Ratchet: im not giving him some ASS!
Clank:  i didnt mean that i meant bolts
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MoboKeeg
Posts: 141
Registered: ‎04-23-2006

Re: .:Ratchet and Clank Caption Contest II:.[Submissions-OPEN]

well how many days has it been since the last post???  Seems like a decade.... well i say we should start voting to finish this picture.
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Treasure Hunter
Noculonder
Posts: 6,772
Registered: ‎02-25-2007

Re: .:Ratchet and Clank Caption Contest II:.[Submissions-OPEN]



mobokeeg wrote:
well how many days has it been since the last post???  Seems like a decade.... well i say we should start voting to finish this picture.


It's because we started a new caption contest at the new Ratchet and Clank community site. People decided to go there.
Ratchet and Clank Community
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. Hate multiplies hate, violence multiplies violence, and toughness multiplies toughness in a descending spiral of destruction-The chain reaction of evil — hate begetting hate, wars producing more wars — must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation." -M. Luther King, Jr.

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Wastelander
painmaster~
Posts: 950
Registered: ‎03-09-2007

Re: .:Ratchet and Clank Caption Contest II:.[Submissions-OPEN]

 
Ratchet: Hey Bouncer, are you tough or you let yourself go?
Clank whispers to Ratchet:  Um Ratchet, don't joke with him and you might-
Ratchet: Wait, wait, I got another one hey ugly, does your planet look like that or your just ugly like that?
Bouncer: *Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* COME YOU LITTLE RAT!!!!!!!
*Bouncer chases Ratchet*
Ratchet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH CLANK HELP ME!!!
Clank: Nope, I gave you a chance but you wouldn't litsen
Deadlocked online name: Painmaster
former online name: Chaino
why I changed it: I got tired of people mistaking my name so I changed it
favorite time in DL: kicking people's butt (no offense)
I have great glitches
But I have fun offline so
Have Fun!!!!!!!!!!!!
Painmaster

YEAH BOIY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smileyhappy:
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Uncharted Territory
Teeman92
Posts: 1,953
Registered: ‎08-20-2006

Re: .:Ratchet and Clank Caption Contest II:.[Submissions-OPEN]

http://www.playstationnotebook.com/RC/rilgar9.jpg
 
weird guy:...
ratchet: mind giving me directions to....
weird guy: rip-rip-ya-new-one-a-a-a?
ratchet : ..
clank : lemme translate, a-rip-rip-ya-one-ya-new-ya-a?*asking the guy where to go*
weird guy : *answering clank* new-ya rip-rip-ba-a-one
clank: rip-you...ok we got the directions, lets go
ratchet : .....uh huh
 
wasnt funny,i did my best
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jitty9
Posts: 1,249
Registered: ‎04-04-2007

Re: .:Ratchet and Clank Caption Contest II:.[Submissions-OPEN]


 


Ratchet: LOL, I've killed so many of you... wait, s*** I only have combuster ammo...
Clank: Where are those conveniently placed ammo boxes when you need them?


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jitty9
Posts: 1,249
Registered: ‎04-04-2007

Re: .:Ratchet and Clank Caption Contest II:.[Submissions-OPEN]

http://www.playstationnotebook.com/RC/rilgar9.jpg

-Guy on the left: Hey, I'll give you a RYNO for your robot...
-Ratchet: How about just 1000 bolts?
-Clank: What the  **bleep**?


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Sackboy
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Posts: 626
Registered: ‎10-21-2007

Re: .:Ratchet and Clank Caption Contest II:.[Submissions-OPEN]

 
I like this one better
 
Ratchet: *hums* HOLY $^$% *fires* BLAM BLAM BLAM
 
Monster: GAAAAAYAAA
 
Clank: you do know that was a tour guy who noticed we were lost and came to help us?
 
Ratchet: oh boy 
 
other monsters: LOOK he killed Ted  GET HIM
 
Ratchet and Clank: GAAAAAAAAAA *runs like lives depended on it and they probably do*
The Sly Masta for reals
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