Good Story Gameslaya... Too many critics in the room to fully appreciate what you are trying to do though. Writing is an art, and I am one who appreciates that you took a moment to provide us with something artistically amusing. You took characters that we are familiar with, had them deal with topics that we can relate to, and metaphorically portrayed an overall scenario that was in some way strangely related to some of the games we typically subject ourselves to. It's a lot better read than the typical flaming posts of some of our counterparts.
Using the Jedi Mind Trick... won't get you free stuff.