06-13-2013 02:48 PM
**In best David Letterman voice**
#10: Too busy max-leveling characters on Final Fantasy XIV so they can pwn yo azzes when it goes live
#9: It's still hockey season
#8: Anxiously waiting for the answer to the question "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"
("Hey now..." *shakes card at camera*)
#7: Every time they are about to announce it they get an M10 error
#6: Three words - "Torches ... And ... Pitchforks"
#5: Waiting for word on who's going to host this "third party" they keep hearing people talk about, and why they weren't invited to the first two parties
#4: Trying to figure out how the cloud will work on a perfectly clear day
(Wait for audience applause to subside)
#3: They keep getting distracted by that shiny thing out by the tree
#2: Waiters and waitresses boycotting Sony HQ in fear of servers being shut down
(Short pause before laughter as audience gets the joke)
And the #1 reason why Sony hasn't announced Home's future:
"Home? What's that?"
06-13-2013 02:58 PM
06-13-2013 03:01 PM
06-13-2013 03:05 PM
06-13-2013 03:10 PM
Almost everybody is acting like E3 was supposed to reveal home........when there are more chances to reveal it if it is coming out..
Not making a political statement or anything. This just popped in my head while at work. (Yes, I was THAT busy)