I was curious if anyone else has the biases I do against other home users. This is my list of people I won't speak to: (And keep in mind, this is meant as humor, not honest hate. I just need to vent, and I'm sure others have their own observations!)
If in your nickname you have the number 666, I will not talk to you.You're not hardcore or evil, it's old and cliche.
If you have the number 69 anywhere in your nick, I will not talk to you. chances are you're a pervy weirdo and won't do much except do the rave dance in front of sitting people.
If you have the number 420 in your name, I will not talk to you.It's your choice if you want to use any type of substance to enhance or take the edge off your life. I don't need it advertised that you're a basement dwelling jobless loser.
If you have the number combo 187 in your nick, I will not talk to you.187 is the California penal code section covering homicide. Chances are you don't live there and only heard it on a rap song. And if you do live in California by chance and you put 187 in your nick, you're still not a hardcore e-thug, you look like a goon.
If you have 5150 in your nickname, I will not talk to you. 5150is a section of California health and welfare code covering forced psychiatric inpatient care.It doesn't mean you're crazy, it means you're suicidal or just mentally shut down. Incorrect usage of one state's health code for suicidal/moronic mental health doesn't make you anything more then a number paster.
If you have the word "skater" in your nick, I will not talk to you.This screams "I'm 15 years old." Unless it's spelled sk8er in which case you're 15 and an idiot.
If you are using any of the template characters, I will not talk to you.Chances are you're completely new and you'll annoy the crap out of me asking where you can buy clothes. And it'll take you 30-45 minutes to triangle button type your entire paragraph of poorly spelled drivel.
If you're wearing the freebie Infamous Cole outfit, I will not talk to you.I'm so sick of seeing it, and I don't want to ever encourage anyone else to wear it.
If you have the spiky hairstyle, I will not talk to you. Chances are you think you're pretty cool in real life with your mad collection of hot topic bracelets, but online you look like a nerd.
If you have WOW in your nickname, I will not talk to you. You play World of Warcraft? Well aren't you the envy of every web based avatar. If you play WOW, it's nothing to be proud of, you should feel very, very ashamed.
If you're dressed like a full on turkey, I will not talk to you. I hate turkeys.
I'm probably forgetting others, but feel free to add your own.
SE7EN_1969 wrote:
Hold up.. wait a minute. LOL
That is actually my birthyear! And a lot of very culturaly important things happened that year. Moon Landing, Seasme Street, Woodstock, Manson Murders, Vietnam, Stonewall riots, etc.
I do know what you mean though, about most of your topic anyway.
Have a great evening and thanks for the humourious read.
It's ok, 1969 gets a free pass dude to birthyear. Birthyears are a good tool for a screen name.
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