I'd take a WWE space only if we get to do the following:
1. Play a mini-game in which Vince McMahon screams at us backstage because he's a big blubbering baby who doesn't realize that his staff and the wrestlers who perform in his company aren't perfect. I want to see wrestler NPCs cowering in their locker rooms for fear of Vince McMahon flipping out for absolutely no ****ing reason.
2. Play a mini-game where I can give pushes for wrestlers who don't deserve it.
3. Play a mini-game in which I pretend to blow myself up in a limo one week, reveal that I faked my death and give a tribute show to a star wrestler that died the next week, then learn the day after that tribute show that the star wrestler killed his wife and son and then himself. OOOPS!
4. And no WWE personal space would be complete without the ability to hire new wrestlers from indie promotions, send them to developmental to learn how to do what they already to wrestle, something they already know how to do or they wouldn't have bothered to take up the career in the first ****ing place), leave them there for a month and then fire them without using them on the main shows.
5. Dont forget the ability to fire a decent female wrestler that actually knew how to wrestle because she's allegedly "overweight" (i.e. something that isn't true because she modeled for bikini photos for the company that told her she was too fat to work there) because Vince McMahon only wants to hire Divas that weigh 90 pounds and don't know how to wrestle.
6. Announce that my show has gone PG and that there would no longer be any "smut" on the show, then in the very first PG-rated show, schedual a bra-and-panties match and completely contradict myself.
7. Absorb properties from a rival promotions I forced out of business and do nothing with them after buying them, thus ruining the careers, and in some cases LIVES, of the people who depended on those jobs.
By the way, **** WWE.
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Thanks to nDreams and the new Xi, my PS3 froze during Xi's download process and put me in a perpetual loop of file restorations every time I start up my PS3. I can no longer play Playstation Home or any of my PS3 games. 600+ dollars spent on Home content, down the ****ing drain. I'm done with Playstation Home, I'm done with Sony, and I'm done with this site, as my current PS3 situation no longer warrants my being here. Bye everyone.
