Seems to be a combination of literary quotes along with some word play.
"Forsooth, do not go hither swith with scither twixt thinger - hic, rethet!"
I can't find the quote he's trying to say, but I don't think this one's a quote. I think he's drunk, and what he was trying to say was "Forsooth, do not go hither swift with scythe twixt finger."
I agree that it sounds like Stapler was all hopped up on jet fuel, or whatever gets robots drunk! Although, I would like to think he was trying to say "cipher" instead of "scither/scythe". Sounds much more intriguing and mysterious!
Also, his hat is gone today, and his new quote is 'A hug a day keeps the demons at bay.' ^_^
Lol, that's an oldie I did have a list somewhere *shrugs* - did Ii like the video here already? Meh, worth doing so again
Wonder why his hat was on.... Guessing yesterday marked the official start of something? Who knows!
That pattern's going to bug me, too. Wonder if that's the reflection of Axiom HQ, or something similar? Looked like an angry Ninja Turtle for a minute, wasn;'t sure if you were toying with us ;P
I jest... Anyway, wasn't Axiom Nexus known as a hub for travellers from many dimensions? Fingers crossed it's got nowt to do with Transformers, lmao...
I'm hitting the sack. See you on the flip side!
Stapler today =
"Popular Saying: WYSIWYG. Stapler saying: WYSIONWYGAA."
"WYSIWYG" stands for "what you see is what you get". Stapler's version could be, "what you see is often not what you get at all".
I got this one a few weeks ago and took special note of it... yet its not from the update... also Smokingpistal, would you maybe please make a streamline list of these in the OP? I thought someone else had a list of the old sayings somewhere, I cant remember if I saw it somewhere back when the item came out or if someone told me there was one, if I find it I will post a link...
"If a Friend commits a mistake and does not correct it, Friend commits two mistakes." Verbatim of Stapler...