Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost connection, but what we've seen speaks for itself. PlayStation Home has apparently been taken over -- 'conquered' if you will -- by a master race of giant hamsters. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Home avatars or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the hamsters will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new furry overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted community personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their tiny, plastic containment units, complete with running wheels and water drip.
This post will be updated as we receive more information.