actually the speeding white sausage is a refference to a german skier who was in the 2006 winter olympics, my mom and i thought it was funny at the time (who wouldnt?) and a couple years later i was playing phantasy star online and just yelled out BEWARE OF THE SPEEDING WHITE SAUSAGE" in chat. it has stuck with me since then XD
BEWARE OF THE SPEEDING WHITE SAUSAGE!!!!!
mercia comic here --> http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/PlayStation-Home-General/duty-to-the-spirit-mercia-comic/m-p/37428903/thread-id/1089731/highlight/false