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By: Keara22HI Survivor 2284 posts
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They DO Ask Questions

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As you have all heard (ad nauseum), a group of us are trying to create a Home FAQ to help newcomers.  I have been gathering questions to include by actually talking to as many newcomers as possible and inviting their questions.  Some of the questions and answers will never make it to the FAQ, however, so I will share them with you here:

Q: Does it ever get windy in Home ? I have never seen it rain in most of Home, how do the plants grow? .

A: They import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see animals roaming around in the public spaces?

ASmiley Very Happyepends how much you've been drinking.

Q:I want to walk from CP to Sodium- can I follow a road?

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q:Which direction is North in Home?

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q:   Can you tell me how often the music selections are changed in CP?

A. Not until the Chain Swing dies of old age

Q: Can I go naked on the beach in Home?

A.   Only when it is a private party for the HCVs

Q. Is there a grocery store in Home where I can buy ice cream to put in that refrigerator?

A: No, Home is a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.

Milk is illegal.

Q. Why doesn't the Harbour Studio have a kitchen and bathroom?

A.   Because your avatar can neither eat nor poop

Q:   Do you celebrate holidays in Home?

A: For months at a time

Q: Will I be able to speak English in Home wherever I go?

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

Q. Can we make porn movies using that Loot Camera?

A. Only if DOD will cast you for the role

Q. Why are beds only found listed as sofas in the Furniture store?

A.  Who cares?  You can't lie down anyhow.

Back to the public rooms to try to help more poor struggling pneubies.... 

DarthGranny, staff writer, HomeStation Magazine

www.hsmagazine.net

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Limit Breaker
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Jan 31, 2011

Now THAT is a FAQ !!

Funny stuff. Thanks!

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Jan 31, 2011

Now that is awesome.  I almost fell out of my chair laughing. 

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Jan 31, 2011

Great FAQ sheet. That seriously should be the "official" FAQ page for Home!!!

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Jan 31, 2011

Just got asked a few more:

Q  Are there any baby or small child avatars in Home?

A  Not until Sony lets us get horizontal

Q  Are those real dead bodies in CP?  Can I get killed in this game?

A  Only flesh wounds

Q  Will you be my Home girlfriend?

A  Get up off your knees, kid, and we'll talk

Q  Who are those strange people in the white Star Trek clone outfits dancing in a circle in CP?

A   A Hari Krishna group from Jupiter.

Q  I posted a suggestion in the Forum and no one ever answered.

A  They are all out to lunch.  It is a long drive from Silicon Valley to the Jack-in-the-Box in Emerald City.

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Jan 31, 2011

Oh ok its a joke HAHA, I was reading it like Can you get naked?? uhhh are you serious lol...

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Jan 31, 2011

I feel I must correct a bit of misinformation here:

Will I be able to see animals walking around in public spaces:

Yes. Just dress up as a female and go to Central Plaza or Seaside of Memories. You will be surrounded by pigs.

And what's this about vegan hunter-gatherers? I'm planning a Dolphy Feast at my personal space if Marino doesn't stop banging his head on those rings. Guests can choose from barbecue or sashimi.

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Jan 31, 2011

HearItWow wrote:

I feel I must correct a bit of misinformation here:

Will I be able to see animals walking around in public spaces:

Yes. Just dress up as a female and go to Central Plaza or Seaside of Memories. You will be surrounded by pigs.

OMG!   HAHA!!   Too funny!  8)

Terrific post Keara!

xD  Annie

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Jan 31, 2011

yeah, they just keep coming:  one guy wanted to do any 'eye cam' session and asked if he could pay for it with a PSN card.  I told him, "No, ask if she has a PayPal account"

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Jan 31, 2011

I got a good one also:

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black

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