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Aug 23 2013
By: The_Dukenator I Only Post Everything 995 posts
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System Messages you'd like to see when Home is down for maintenance.

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We all hate that service message stating that Home is down for maintenance, thus I came with the idea of  seeing random system messages when you try to access Home by reloading or spamming the X button.

 

Some random messages I came up with:

-Shoo.  The claptrap is still fixing things.

-404 error. Home not found.

-Don't you have some games to play?

-Gee.  Xbox has Game Room, which is nothing compared to Home.

-Impatient that Home is down?  Go to Helen Waite.

-Yes.  Spam that X button, so the server can crash.

-ERROR.  Shutting down PS3.

 

Can you think of some more system messages?  Be creative.

This is just for fun, and if Home does come back up, doesn't mean the thread should die.

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MVP Support
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Re: System Messages you'd like to see when Home is down for maintenance.

Aug 23, 2013

-Have you tried clearing cache?

-The end is night!

-Stop pressing X wait until the maintenance is over!

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Re: System Messages you'd like to see when Home is down for maintenance.

Aug 23, 2013
-How many times are you going to **bleep** press X...HUH?!

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Re: System Messages you'd like to see when Home is down for maintenance.

Aug 23, 2013

"We know who you are and we saw what you did."

 

"Push X again. I dare you. Push X again."

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Re: System Messages you'd like to see when Home is down for maintenance.

Aug 23, 2013
"Let's have some trivia while you're waiting. Home on Ps4?"

Taken from the downtime fun thread. Smiley Very Happy
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Re: System Messages you'd like to see when Home is down for maintenance.

Aug 23, 2013

"Push X again if you want the Maintanace to take longer."

 

"Why you keep spamming X when you know I'm busy?"

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Re: System Messages you'd like to see when Home is down for maintenance.

Aug 23, 2013

Get a life.

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Re: System Messages you'd like to see when Home is down for maintenance.

Aug 23, 2013

Things you can do instead of looking at this screen:

*clean your room

*  read a book

*go out side

*call your Grandma and ask for a psn card( lol)


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Re: System Messages you'd like to see when Home is down for maintenance.

Aug 23, 2013

We serve hot pizza.Woman Happy

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Re: System Messages you'd like to see when Home is down for maintenance.

Aug 23, 2013

<musac in background>

Your request is important for us. Please keep spamming that button while we hold you on a line.

Freedom is not the power to say no.
Real freedom is the power to say yes.


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