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Re: Overheard at PS Home

May 16, 2014

I remember listening to two guys who were gazing adoringly at a couple of dressed to the nines girls.

 

1st guy : " which one is the most beautiful "

2nd guy : " idk "

1st guy : " c'mon, help me pick which one is the most beautiful, n I'll talk to her ".

2nd guy : " idk "

1st guy :  " u have to help me, both r real pretty, n I cant pick the best one, what do I do ? "

2nd guy : " geez, bobby - flip a coin, shutup, or go elsewhere ".

 

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May 17, 2014

How do I apply to your fam?  First off you must take a series of tests,  then,  we will foward the answers to our 2nd board master, if you pass you will then meet for a one on one meeting with our grand master.  I had to give a    ahahahahaha  n walk away. 

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Re: Overheard at PS Home

May 17, 2014

esco887 wrote:

How do I apply to your fam?  First off you must take a series of tests,  then,  we will foward the answers to our 2nd board master, if you pass you will then meet for a one on one meeting with our grand master.  I had to give a    ahahahahaha  n walk away. 


That fam sounds like a virtual Klan.  Grand Master or Grand Dragon or whatever their leader is.

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May 17, 2014

I wonder if they take donations

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Re: Overheard at PS Home

May 17, 2014

 

I guess I should add my own I heard recently

 

Girl walking with guy at AMP

 

"Girl" - Do you see that green stuff over there?

 

"Guy" - It's called Grass you know!

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Re: Overheard at PS Home

May 17, 2014
I have a person who i guess knows me from one of their previous accounts that randomly walks up to me and tells me "you dropped your pocket".

Dude gets me every time.
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May 17, 2014

LKWD_Mike wrote:

"Yesterday, I tried to shave... you know... down there. It didn't go well".

 

Smiley Very Happy


 

My dark secret, I poof into a cat when tempting naughty stuff... lost razor grip.

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stevedann19 wrote: Its not easy getting a real date IRL thats why i feel like burning down a church.
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May 17, 2014
"Do you want a date for prom? I clean up ok "
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Re: Overheard at PS Home

May 19, 2014

"You shouldn't worry about failing her quest, the patch made her a mentality challenged tank"

 

 

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Re: Overheard at PS Home

May 19, 2014

"I'm not really gay." -- a male avatar with "I AM GAY" in their ID. -_-


- PlayStation Home Beta Tester from Oct 14th 2008 to April 1st 2015 -
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