Well I think I'll just give up, I tried the Love Meter game this morning.
I followed the rules and answered all questions truthfully, I got.........
Well, I guess the Machine really works.
I thought that it would lie to me as not to
hurt my "stupid feelings"
OMG Mur, what's wrong with you? I said PUB not Hub. And if you can't remember that, then you won't remember I said to look for the girl passed out in a puddle of her own vomit, 'cause that's your only chance at a date. OMG!
Now, don't give up on your best pal. The 3rd installment of Mur's Valentine Day Adventures, will prove that I am capable of getting a date and then some.
So where is this pub you mention?
Check for an Adam's Apple first pal. DG
You're putting too many stipulations on the poor guy Dean. I think it best we just tell him to check for a pulse.
MysticMur's Valentine Adventures - Chapter 3
Still looking for a Valentine's date, Mur acted on Digitman3's advice. Not knowing of any pubs in Home, he decided to go to Club x7. The party was on 24 hours a day and he knew that his dancing would impress the babes.
First he had to slip past the door men, which was no easy task.
After hanging out and helping them with crowd control, they decided to let him in. The first girl Mur saw inside, seemed to be interested in him. At least she did not run, like most.
When he tried to ask her out, she just gave him the cold shoulder.
Mur decided he might have better luck upstairs in the club. After getting off the elevator, he was immediately accosted by a fox trying to flirt with him.
In fact she was pretty persistent that he should play the flirt game with her.
The problem was this woman would not respond, when Mur asked her out on a date for Valentines. Oh well, there were more babes in this club, he just had to keep looking.
It didn't take him long to find just the right women, who seemed to enjoy his style of flirting.
Mur tried, but got nowhere asking her for a date. She just wouldn't get out of the hot tub. He had almost given up, when a good friend arrived at the club.
Feeling sorry for Mur, she invited him back to her Chamber apartment.
Of course the story would have ended happily, except Mur got a headache. Even worse, just when he started to feel better.
Someone crashed the party. So this is the sad, but true lame story of Mur's Valentine date.
To my friends, this whole sordid story would have stayed under wraps. All you had to do, was deposit 10,000 Aquabux into my Fish Account by 8PM EST.
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The number generator has decided... The winner is.................... #5 Thew902.
I'm sorry Mur, I was really hoping this would be your week. I'll be doing this again next Wednesday.
@ LT - I am glad Thew won. Thanks for hosting The Lame contest for us. The fun of this contest is reward enough for me. Now, if Digitman3 had won, then that would have really made me happy.