Tell me your worst Valentine's story or something similar. Make us laugh. Feel free to go off topic.
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I once fell down a hill at an outdoor camp while peeing on a tree. I was drinking with friends and playing poker when I needed to relieve myself, tripped over a root and knocked myself unconscious. I was awoke the next morning to find an entire cabins worth of girls staring at me and giggling while i lay bruised and battered at the bottom of the hill. My pants and underwear had fallen down on the trip so I lay there half naked covered in dirt and leaves. Lol that day was a valentines. Oi vey. /:
This is pretty close to being a plot from the Hunger Games.
So Valentine's Day was originally this awesome three day Roman fertility festival called Luperchalia. People ran naked through the streets and beat each other with thongs. Then the Christians had to ruin everyone's fun by reserving the day to celebrate the death of some boring priest who was executed for helping kids elope. Now it's just a meaningless day the greeting card industry uses to make millions off chumps.
It was Halloween and Mur was hiding in his tree knoll. If he started early, maybe he could find a date for Valentines Day next year. If he was lucky, an unsuspecting female Avi would happen along for him to
jump on wine and dine.
Well, it is a week before Valentines. Mur is still hiding in his tree knoll, waiting for an unsuspecting female Avi. Would someone please go rescue him? Preferable a good looking female Avi, who enjoys running orbs.
**This is my first installment. I have photos from a get together recently, that will be used in the 2nd installment. Please deposit 1000 Aquabux in my Fish account. Or I will be using the photos, which show several of my friends in compromising positions. You know who you are. As much as I value our friendship, everyone knows that winning the Lame contest is a life long goal of mine.
Sincerely and Very Lamely Yours,