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Re: Home Beta Code Giveaway... First to LOL me wins!

Nov 27, 2008

help a hobo out lol

 

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PS3 Games: SOCOM: Confrontation, Burnout Paradise, Guitar Hero 3: Legend Of Rock, Soul Caliber 4, WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008, and Metal Gear Solid 4
Getting: Guitar Hero World Tour (Guitar only) and WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009
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Re: Home Beta Code Giveaway... First to LOL me wins!

Nov 27, 2008

A blonde and a brunette both jump off a cliff at the same time who lands first?

 

 

The brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions...

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Re: Home Beta Code Giveaway... First to LOL me wins!

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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled." 
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Nov 27, 2008
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My names Scott Malkinson I have diabetes and a lisp, I'm Scott Malkinson!
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Re: Home Beta Code Giveaway... First to LOL me wins!

Nov 27, 2008

Ok so,

 

p000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000p

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Re: Home Beta Code Giveaway... First to LOL me wins!

Nov 27, 2008

One more:

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
- Matt

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Nov 27, 2008

darkflame_100 wrote:
nobody has made me laugh yet TBH, come on people you can do better! the snoop one with the umbrella almost got me though.

 

Oh Man, thats the closest Ive been in over a year of waiting. I'll think of another.
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself........... where the heck is the ceiling."
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alright so me and my friend are at school. so he says something about ps3 to me so my dog ate ya
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Nov 27, 2008

In the beginning, there was the computer.

And God entered: C:Let there be light!

Enter user ID

C:God

Enter password

CSmiley Surprisedmniscient

Invalid password

Enter password

CSmiley Surprisedmnipotent

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

C: Let there be light.

Unrecognizable command

C:Create light

Done

C:Run heaven and earth

And God created Day and Night

And God saw that there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

C:Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light

Unrecognizable command. Try again.

C:Create firmament

Done.

C:Run firmament

And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

C:Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and...

Too many characters in specification string. Try again.

C:Create dry_land

Done.

C:Run firmament

And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

C:Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night

Unspecified type. Try again.

C:Create sun_moon_stars

C:Run sun_moon_stars

And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled over the day and the moon and stars ruled over the night.

And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

And God logged on at 12:01AM, Thursday, March 5

C:Create fish

Done

C:Create fowl

Done

C:Run fish, fowl

And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth where the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind.

And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.

C:Create cattle

Done

C:Create creepy_things

Done

C:Now let us make man in our image

Unspecified type. Try again.

C:Create man

Done

C:Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth

Too many command operands. Try again.

C:Run multiplication

Execution terminated. 6 errors.

C:Run Breath

Done

C:Run multiplication

Execution terminated. 5 errors.

C:Move man to Garden of Eden

Filename: Garden of Eden does not exist.

Abort, Retry, Ignore?

C:Create Garden_of_Eden

Too many parameters

C:Create Garden Eden.

Done

C:Move man to Garden of Eden.

Done

C:Run multiplication

Execution terminated. 4 errors.

C:Copy woman from man

Done

C:Run multiplication

Execution terminated. 2 errors.

C:Create desire

Done

C:Run multiplication

And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden Eden.

Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

C:Create freewill

Done

C:Run freewill

And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden Eden.

Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

C:Undo desire

Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

CSmiley Very Happyestroy freewill

Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

C:Help

Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

C:Create tree_of_knowledge

C:Create good, evil

Done

C:Activate evil

And God saw he had created shame.

Warning system error in sector E95.

Man and woman no longer located in Garden.edn. 1 errors.

CSmiley Frustratedcan Garden.edn for man, woman

Search failed. Abort, Retry, Ignore?

CSmiley Very Happyelete shame

Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

CSmiley Very Happyestroy freewill

Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

Enter replacement,cancel, or ask for help.

CSmiley Frustratedtop

Unrecognizable command. Try again

C:Ctrl_Break

C:Ctrl_Break

ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS:

COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES

PLEASE LOG OFF.

C:Create new world

You have exceeded allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.

C: Destroy earth

Destroy earth: Please confirm.

CSmiley Very Happyestroy earth

Confirmed

COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN.

SERVICE WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 12:01 AM.

YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.

And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.

On Saturday, March 7, God rested.

On March 8, God created Macintosh.

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