You can park by taping or using a rubberband on your right analog stick. I've done that for events in Japan. Be spinnng for the entire day. Didn't even get dizzy.
That's exactly what I did for the Motorstorm shirts.
Yes, I did create that game on the Vita you probably never heard of.
I put my controller down so the right thumbstick is held to the side.
EDIT: Apparently you can go in the wardrobe and not get kicked out >_<
Is it because they think it takes that long to look through things that they don't log you off? LoL! I'll have to try that next time by the way. Hope it works.