Now is a wonderful time to get together and rejoice as gamers. Come hither as we sing the song of praise.
KUMBAYA, my Lord! KUMBAYA! **** you, Microsoft! KUMBAYA! **** you, DRM! KUMBAYA! **** you Xbox One! KUMBAYA!
After the ceremony there will be blue cookies, Mountain Dew Blue Voltage, or just plain water. We are going to discuss the horror stories of the other side and rejoice in finding salvation.
I'd rather not join in on your seance. You can burn things and chant in a circle without me.
Imperator Danknovaxperaux Divi filius Imp XIII Pont Max Trib Pot XLIX Cos CXVI Primus Signiferi Box-xy Princeps Moderatores Pater Forum