(Sweet Tooth)
Hello mother******
you don't look so tough
so get ready for some fun as this raps getting rough
I'll cut you, and gut you
and you'll soon feel the pain
so you better leave now
this ain't no kiddie game!
(Narrator)
Sackboy can't talk, so allow me to take his place
he'll delete all of you and leave aoot of space
he is creative and smart
and creates works of art
what do you have?
a crummy go-kart
(Sweet Tooth)
Excuse me mother******?
who do ya think you're talking to?
do yourself a favour and pay respect to the tooth
I'm the king of all Evil
your body overturned
so watch out little thing or you WILL feel the burn
I will slice your body up
your stuffing hanging out
you're scared, I can sense it
there is no doubt
so look at you over there
standing like a sucker
do me a favour?
SHUTUP AND BLEED YOU MOTHER******!
(Narrator)
Oh my word
that wasn't very nice
Sackboy doesn't like you so you shall pay the price
he has Creatinator, Grabinator and a whole bunch of stuff
(part 1 of 2)
Edit: profanity
he can pause time
what shall you do now fool?
He'll stick you down with the glue tool
he'll make alot of water so you will drown
he'll put your flame out you silly little clown
OH NO! a conundrum
whatever shall he do?
should he bomb you up or blast you to the moon?
well whatever he chooses
its gonna be brash
as he'll take your Twisted Metal and put it in the trash!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
(part 2 of 2)
(Cole)
Careful little ninja
this is only the beginning
cause when I'm done with you
your world will be spinning
a little Ionic Vortex is all I need to see this through
you'll be dead in the ground, nobody missing you
(Raiden)
Jack's the name
I shall bring the pain
I am a cybernetic ninja whose legacy shall reign
bike messenger huh?
well heres a message for you
I will own you in this battle and your little friends too.
(Evil Cole)
Look now
you brought out my evil side
now that I'm out, you're in for one rough ride
I will burn you alive
my power great in size
you won't fight me alone so CONDUITS RISE!
the Conduits are out but I feel you need more
Believe me, after this you WILL feel sore
actually more than sore
in fact you'll be dead
the last thing you will see is the colour red (becomes Beast Cole)
But wait, no I'm not done
it's just getting fun
cause I'm Beast Cole now so you better run!
(Raiden)
The Beast? Ha!
You think you got me beat?
(part 1 of 2)
I've took on worse than you so death you shall meet
stopped a battleship with my back
watch your mouth or i'll attack
pretty soon you shall feel the full power of Jack
I move so fast that I'm a blur
you're the disease and I'm the cure
throw all that you got at me and I remain undetered
Look at you Cole
you look so crossed
but the truth is
this battle
you've already lost!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
(part 2 of 2)
