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Re: Sweet Tooth vs Sackboy PS ERBOH (i have returned just to post this)

Oct 5, 2012
(Nathan Drake vs Ratchet & Clank)

(Nathan Drake)
Hm...where not in Shambala anymore
well allow me to be your guide in this epic rap tour
I'm the descendant of Sir Francis
you think you'll win?
well that's retarded
BELIEVE me, in this rap YOU'RE the one who is Uncharted!

(Ratchet)
Drake i'll make you so scared you'll become albino
How's Elena? did she say she's missing my R.Y.N.O.?
Naughty Dog? HA!
more like Nerdy Dorks
Insomniac rules! even ask Captain Quark

(Drake)
Sully come in
don't tell me this thing thinks he can win
I can see know why his parents left him
I dangled out a plane
that was crashing down
survived hundreds of parrels
So what do you got now?
You can not match the skills that I measure
If you were a pot of gold, I would leave that treasure!
Elena's all over me
your Ms. Right?
YOU NEVER MET HER!
Your series is boring
Jak and Daxters WAY better!
(part 1 of 2)
My Scaler (Obscure/Unique) Moveset!: http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/PlayStation-All-Stars-Battle/Scaler-Obscure-Unique-Moveset-Give-Feedback/m-p/41328063 Gimme Feedback on it?
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Re: Sweet Tooth vs Sackboy PS ERBOH (i have returned just to post this)

Oct 5, 2012
(Ratchet)
Drake, you just don't seem to understand
lets face it
I won
You're Deadlocked man!
So shove you rap right up your arsenal
there's a Crack in Time because you got off the loser boat
I'll blow you up till you're a mess
charred and dark
I'll make you so scared
You'll be leaving Skid McMarks!
(Clank)
Hang on Ratchet
let me take a wack at this
it's 2 against 1 so you are dismissed
we are Going Commando
so you better be scared
this is a Full Frontal Assault
your hope just disappeared
I'm Secret Agent Clank
You're mind is shattered
you learned the hard way that size DOES matter!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
(part 2 of 2)
My Scaler (Obscure/Unique) Moveset!: http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/PlayStation-All-Stars-Battle/Scaler-Obscure-Unique-Moveset-Give-Feedback/m-p/41328063 Gimme Feedback on it?
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Re: Sweet Tooth vs Sackboy PS ERBOH (i have returned just to post this)

Oct 13, 2012
An now, a rap from our Sponsor

EPIC PLAYSTATION'S OBSCURE BATTLES OF HISTORY!

(Razorfane and Prana Devil vs Malice)

(Razorfane)
Normally we are enemies
but today we fight together
as we have a common enemy
and together we are better

(Prana Devil)
WRAAAA!

(Razorfane)
He says your going down!
so why bother fighting when we just knock you to the ground?

(Malice)
Oh? Huh? am I suppose to be impressed?
2 against 1? well I'm your ultimate test
I have 3 different weapons
but for this battle
I need but 1
as you're hardly a challenge
but this will be fun!

(Razorfane)
The combination of power from Teknos and Arcanes is great
the data is processed that death is your fate.

(Prana Devil lays eggs that hatch and then attack Malice)

(Razorfane)
The little devils are out
and they thirst for blood
So I'll shoot out my razors and bury you in the mud
Prana Devil is starving
his hunger unmatched
pretty soon
your head
from your body will be detached

(Prana Devil)
WRAA...!

(Razorfane)
You think you are better than us?
well that gets us **bleep**
as once you crossed us
we became your catalyst
plus people didn't like your mediocre game
and the reaction we gave you is the feeling of pain!

(Malice)
Kill me all you want
I'll just come back from the dead
The Evil Dog God was the 1st to bite my head
but guess what?
he's gone
and you'll be too dudes
so I'll slow you down with magic
and beat you for being rude
This is a Goddess your talking to
You're a pile of junk(to Razorfane) and you're just gross(to Prana Devil)
I am just plain amazing
and I don't mean to boast
So to wrap up this battle
you have no one to blame
but Crystal Dynamics regrets publishing your game!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
My Scaler (Obscure/Unique) Moveset!: http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/PlayStation-All-Stars-Battle/Scaler-Obscure-Unique-Moveset-Give-Feedback/m-p/41328063 Gimme Feedback on it?
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