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Why Activision won't let Crash in the game

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ACTIVISION BUSINESS MEETING

Employee: sir, sony has requested the permission to use crash for their upcoming exclusive sony crossover fighter

Boss: Well it only makes sense since Crash was originally a Playstation mascot. Plus this may be the Crash comeback we're looking for. Let em have it!

Advisor : But sir if sony does release this game people will realize that our Crash games suck and it'll look even worse by comparison since sony comes out with top notch quality games. it will hurt our sales

Boss: hmmm good point, employee tell sony the request is REJECTED

 

THE END

 

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Re: Why Activision won't let Crash in the game

Aug 4, 2012

Seems Legit.




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Re: Why Activision won't let Crash in the game

Aug 4, 2012

How do we erase threads?

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Re: Why Activision won't let Crash in the game

Aug 4, 2012

This is what really happened.

 

- Hello, Activision I was just wondering if we could request Crash Bandicoot for our new title, 'Playstation Allstars' since him being a big mascot and all he would fit perfectly.

 

- Oh sure, sounds good then we'll wait eight monthes after the game is out then cash in on Crash Bandicoot making new games and merchandise, we'll make millions.

 

So, yes he'll be in ya turd.

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Re: Why Activision won't let Crash in the game

Aug 4, 2012

This is what REALLY REALLY happened

 

Sony: Hey, Activision! Can we use Crash in Playstation Allstars? After all he was the original mascot of the PS1 and arguably our most known character!

 

Activision: Sure, That sounds great!

 

Sony: Really!?

 

Activision: Haha **bleep** no, we're just screwing with you. Now leave us alone so we can plan the new Call of Duty dlc that will be exclusive to the 360. 

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Re: Why Activision won't let Crash in the game

Aug 4, 2012

NANANANNANA..

This is what happened 

Sony Rep: Can i please use crash For Playstation all stars

Activision: MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!

Sony: Ummm. Excuse me!?

Activision: MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!

SonySmiley Sadyelling) OKAY WHAT THE **Bleep** ARE YOU **Bleep**'in TALKING ABOUT!!!!

Activision: (Hangs up the phone)

Sony: See boss thats why we are'nt supposed to call Activision. They keep mumbling about Money. And frequent and overpriced Call Of Duty DLC.

 

Activision may God bless you and may the devil leave your soul.



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Re: Why Activision won't let Crash in the game

Aug 4, 2012
That's a pretty bad point.
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GUYS! ACTIVISION'S GREED IS NOT A FACT. IT'S BASED ON ASSUMPTIONS. YOU'RE TAKING IT AS TRUTH. HE MAY VERY WELL BE IN THIS GAME, SHUT UP please.
http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/PlayStation-All-Stars-Battle/OFFICIAL-GEX-for-PSASBR-Thread-Sony-Santa-Monica-Please-Read/m-p/40066215/
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Re: Why Activision won't let Crash in the game

Aug 4, 2012

I hate these treads. Srsl PSASBR is just free advertising for evry character thats in. And big advertising in the way sony puts money into this game to make it really good. Activision would be just stupid to dont let him in.

 

But the major point is that nor is crash confirmed or deconfirmed.

 

I still guess that hes in, but ye, the future will tell.

So dont hate on that. Superbot is still aware of the fact that crash would be raising this game to a diffrent level.

Either they dont have an agreement on him or they just keep the hype to the very last days the game comes out.

 

But one true fact is in there. It would be stupid to miss the opportunitie to have free advertising to the most requestet character of all time in an actuall "big game", which is raised by sony, one of the threee biggest comapanys of videogames. Even if activition have plans for a new crash game or not, they can only benefit from that. End of the Line.

 


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This is what really happened.... LIKE A BOSS

Omar "Yelo"
Activision "Yelo?" *Their team thinking *W T F?*
Omar "I was just calling to ask if Crash Bandicoot could be in our new game, Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale, you know, the Smash Bros type game people always talk about?"
Activision "Oooohhhh, Right right rightttt... Yeah I think we could do that. DEAL"
Omar "Well that was easy"
Activsion "Could he be DLC?"
Omar "No"
Activision "Please..."
Omar "Nah, we're trying to fit everything onto the disc"
Activision "Woah, I have never thought of that before" Tells his team 'Hey guys! Let's start putting all our content on disc!' *Team is looking *W T F?*
Omar "So could he be classic look? or will he be new?"
Activison "How about....*Sigh*, He'll be new look, but have a skin for classic"
Omar "Works for me, I hope the fans like it"
Activision Worker *Screams in phone* "I like it!!!!"
Activision "Shut up Tony"
Omar "Hauhauhauh! We'll keep in touch old boss"
Activision "Yes, we will"
Omar "Later"
Activsion "Good bye, old friend" *Hang phone up* "Hehehe"
Omar *Looks out the window* "Oh my godd!!!" Predator missile hits.
Activsion *Out side of SuperBot building* "Ghost demands a spot by the way!"

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