You're going out to have a dinner with Person 1 while suddenly Person 2 came out with a gun on his/her hand, trying to kill you because you took his/her girl/man. You decided to run but Person 3 came out of nowhere, slamming and arresting Person 2 for owning weapon illegally. Then you're escorted home by Person 4, and told that story to Person 5.
You mean the All-Stars? lol
I'm having dinner with Kat, while suddently Sweet Tooth came out with a shotgun on his hand, trying to kill me because I took his desired victim. I decided to run but Isaac came out of nowhere, slamming and arresting Sweet Tooth for owning a shotgun and a mecha truck illegally. Then I am escorted home by Raiden [they were cyborg pals], and told that story to my room mate Dante.
= = Every day is Kill la Kill day!! = =
So I'm having dinner with Kratos who suprisingly doens't wanna kill me when Cole somehow comes with a gun that doesn't explode pointed at me because I killed Trish, with Drake coming out of nowhere and apparently arresting someone for having a gun, yet he's a murdurer himself. Then I walk home with a cat who just meows constantly, and told that story to Ratchet and Clank.
Person 1: Having Dinner with Kat.
Person 2: Dante wants Kat. He thinks she's an angel and a demon too.
Person 3: Radec arrests Dante.
Person 4: Emmet escourts me home since Starhawk has missions with defending rifts.
Person 5: Zeus speaks this story in order to entertain the other Gods.
Having dinner with Kat (Lucky me!) When suddenly Spike comes in to capture me because he, even though he's underaged, has a crush on Kat, but, Parappa comes in and raps so hard that Spike forgets and is soon taken to the police station for questioning. Then, Nathan escorts me home while we crack jokes together. And lastly, I get home and tell my pet, Toro, about everything.
So I was having dinner with Spike and it was going so well when suddenly Kat came out and and kicked me out of my seat because she wanted to go out with Spike. . I ran into Raiden who successfully arrested that crazy be-yotch for attempted murder. Jak saw me troubled and escorts me home as I explained to him what just happened. Turns out he told PaRappa about it, because he wrote a rap all about it and it became the most requested song in the world.
Wow, my signature is bright!