I made this a while back on gamefaqs, decided to share it over here. What do you think?
Inb4 COD! **bleep** THIS SUCKS! It revolves more around the Zombie universe then COD universe.
Edward Richtofen (They would sensor his Nazi sign, since it would clearly offend some people.)
Entrance: Walks in with a bottle of Juggernaut and takes a sip and smashes it to the ground and laughs.
Win Pose: He takes out the Teddy Bear and says "Look Samantha! We won, aren't you happy!? *Maniac Laugh*"
Lose Pose: Throws the Teddy Bear on the floor out of anger and yells "Nein Nein NEIN!"
Taunt: He just does his famous maniac laugh in the middle of the game.
Jump: Just a plain Jump
Double Jump: Takes a Thunder Gun out and shoots it to the ground to make him jump higher
Guard: Uses a Mystery Box vertically to guard himself
No input: He swings his Bowie Knife once
Forward: He shoots the Ray gun twice
Back: He swings his Bowie Knife in a circle motion quickly
Down: He shoots a Double Barrel Shotgun twice
Up: He fires a flamethrower in the sky (Anti-Air attack)
Aerial: He takes his Thunder gun out and shoots it to the floor, whoever is in the way is blown to the side and it gives Richtofen a boost in the air.
No input: Shoots the Wunderwaffe once.
Forward: Shoots the PPSH
Back: Takes out a M1-Carbine and viciously bashes it foward
Down: Throws a Molotov to the ground
Up: A teleporter spawns (Kinda like how a grappling line spawns for Nathan Drake) and Richtofen jumps in and gets teleported somewhere else in the map.
Aerial: Throws a empty bottle of Juggernaut to the floor and it shatters in a small radius
No input: He shoots an explosive scavenger bullet
Forward: Shoots the 31-79 JGb 215 which shrinks the opponents for a short amount of time
Back: Shoots the V-R11 and the bullet stuns the opponents
Down: Shoots the Wave Gun which blows the opponents forward
Up:Throws a QED gun in the air which randomly spawns and item
downward. He Spawns a zombie foward which attacks the opponents. Two can be spawned at a time. It could either be a: Zombie, Crawler, Monkey, Astronaut Zombie, Napalm Zombie, Nova Zombie, or a Screecher Zombie
Aerial: Throws a Monkey Bomb to the ground with a medium blast radius
Level 1: Gersch Device: He Throws a Gersch Device that has a small/medium range and whoever is sucked into it is killed
Level 2: He drinks a bottle of PHD. Flopper and dives, whoever is in the explosion which is a pretty big radius is killed
Level 3: He throws the Teddy Bear in the middle of the screen and Samantha is Summoned. Which unleashes a whole horde of zombies that spawn. Which keeps killing till: A. The players kills all of the zombies or B. The certain amount of time is reached and they are spawned back out of the area.