Announcer:
PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE
RAIDEN
VS
COLE MACGRATH
BEGIN!
Raiden:
The Demon of Empire City
or the Saint of New Marais
Doesn't matter, good or evil
you're just ugly either way
The way you got your powers
is just a simple blunder
Got them through a huge explosion?
Ha! I'm the God of Thunder
What's that you say, Cole?
You know there's just one answer
With a raspy voice like that
I'd say you have lung cancer
You're running from some Beast
He's just a man named John
You wouldn't last a second
against the power of Shao Khan
Cole:
A Thunder God in bath robes
now, that's just a goofy sight
Prepare to face a Conduit
'cause it's Round 2, Fight!
You always rely on others
never doing your own thing
Hiding in the shadows of
Sonya, John Cage, and Liu Kang
Oh, you can see the future?
Time to face up reality
I'll call a lightning storm
before you try a fatality
You'd better not cross me
I'm not much of a hero
But I'll freeze your **bleep** with ice
that shames even Sub-Zero
(Shao Khan flies in and throws Raiden aside)
Shao Khan:
Humans call you a demon
you're just a weakling, mortal
There'll be nothing left of you
to fit through Shang Tsung's portal
You're not even a challenge
at least Kratos carried swords
Now kneel before your master
and pledge allegiance to your Lord
Evil Cole:
You want to see a demon?
No one's stonger than me
Even Sackboy and PaRappa
can send you crawling to Quan Chi
You call yourself an emperor
you're just cocky to say the least
You'd better run back to Outworld
because I have become the Beast
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
ALL CREDIT GOES TO: LeeHatake93
I personally think Cole Killed it
