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Playstation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Spike vs. Pyramaid Head! (By Goopking)

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Announcer:

PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE

SPIKE

VS

PYRAMID HEAD

BEGIN

 

Spike:

No more monkey business!

There ain't no escape!

I'm gonna end your world

Like the Planet of the Apes!

You're too ashamed

To even show your face!

I'm making you go crazy

Like a total basket case.

Imma go back in time

With my Time Station hub

Your dress is so fruity

You might as well join the Glee club!

I'm a much cooler character than you

When I sneeze!

You think you're scary? You have a head

Shaped like a giant wedge of cheese!

 


(Pyramid Head slowly enters the screen, dragging his Great Knife behind him. For about 10 seconds, Spike and Pyramid Head watch eachother in silence. Spike begins to fold his arms with his eyes closed, smirking, in sort of a "I got this in the bag" way.)

 

Pyramid Head: (Who suddenly startles Spike)

GET UP, YOU SISSY! (Kicks Spike onto the ground)

STAND UP AND RAP!

I'M SICK OF YOUR WHININ'.

I WON'T PUT UP WITH THIS CRAP!

IMMA RAPE YOU, YOU FREAK,

LIKE I DID TO A MANNEQUIN!

I GOT A GIANT KNIFE

LIKE A BIG WOW PALADIN!

WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR HAIR?

YOU LOOK LIKE YUGI-OH!

YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME

CHASING YO' PIPO! (Points to his crotch)

I'M REALLY GONNA ENJOY

RIPPIN' OFF YOUR SKIN!

IF YOU GET THROUGH MY GAME,

WELL, THEN I GOT A TWIN!

 

Spike:

Man, I gotta admit.

You're weaker than I thought.

You failed to kill one guy?

What? You got a sweet spot?

You're just a figment

Of some dude's imagination.

You stabbed yourself in the stomach

In some messed-up mutilation!

 


Pyramid Head:

YOU'RE JUST A STUPID KID!

I'M A DEMON UP FROM HELL!

THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN WIN THIS,

YOU WIMPY INFEDEL!

I'LL SWARM YOUR TOWN WITH NURSES!

I'LL SLICE UP ALL YO' WILL!

I'LL PULL YOU OUT YO' ELEVATOR

AND DRAG YO' BUTT TO SILENT HILL!

 


Announcer:

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE

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Re: Playstation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Spike vs. Pyramaid Head! (By Goopking)

Sep 16, 2012

ANIMAL ABUSE FTW

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prince of Persia moveset: http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/PlayStation-All-Stars-Battle/Prince-of-Persia-in-all-stars/m-p/38273897#M125640
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Re: Playstation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Spike vs. Pyramaid Head! (By Goopking)

Sep 16, 2012

ScreamKing09 wrote:

ANIMAL ABUSE FTW


what he said

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Re: Playstation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Spike vs. Pyramaid Head! (By Goopking)

Sep 16, 2012
Spike won
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