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Playstation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Ratchet Vs. Jak! (By Goopking)

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These are made by Goopking of PSASBR Wiki. All Credit goes to him.

 

PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE!
JAK AND DAXTER
VS
RATCHET AND CLANK
BEGIN!

 

  • (Jak & Daxter):

Daxter:
Let's get em', Jak!
Look what we have here.
A lombax and a robot?
From the Lost Frontier?
It's time to kick some tail.
I'd say we're on a roll.
We're gonna whoop your butt
Like we did to Maia and Gol.

Jak:
Go to it, pal.
Just let me reload.
I heard that Leaper Lizards
Love "Lombax A la mode".
With my Armor of Mar,
I'll knock off all your blocks.
Because this is war,
And now you're getting deadlocked.

 

  • (Ratchet and Clank):

Ratchet:
Huh? What's that?
Only one gun?
Man, Clank, I can tell
This'll be a ton of fun.
How's your hoverboard doing?
Having fun on the ground?
I'll fly by in my starship
While you both just look like clowns.

Clank:
Ratchet. I'm detecting
A strange force straight ahead.
Oops. It's just them.
It appears they're turning red.
With my power over time,
I'll just turn back the clock.
You can go back to Sandover
And eat fish on a rock!


(Jak gets angry and morphs into Dark Jak. Daxter completes the transformation by slipping on his pants)

 

  • (Jak and Daxter):

Dark Jak:
Why you little!
I'll kill you for good!
We've killed twice as many monsters
As you ever could!

Daxter:
We're gonna kick your butt
Just like we did to Blinx!
We're both celebrated heroes.
Your whole species is extinct!

 

  • (Ratchet cocks his various weapons and prepares to fire, only then realizes he's completely out of ammo. With no ammo crates in sight, Ratchet pulls out a small capsule. He tosses it into the air and HE emerges...)

 

  • (Ratchet and Clank):

Mr. Zurkon:
Mr. Zurkon needs no bolts.
His currency is pain.
Mr. Zurkon will outlive you.
You only have 6 games.
You won't last much longer.
You better be insured.
Because you are the disease
And Mr. Zurkon is the cure!

  • Announcer:

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE!

 

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Re: Playstation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Ratchet Vs. Jak! (By Goopking)

Sep 14, 2012
awesome!!!
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Re: Playstation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Ratchet Vs. Jak! (By Goopking)

Sep 14, 2012

ok this one was a tad weird, who won? I say mr. Zurkon and hin alone

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Re: Playstation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Ratchet Vs. Jak! (By Goopking)

Sep 14, 2012
This one was ehh, I say jak won but ehh
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Re: Playstation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Ratchet Vs. Jak! (By Goopking)

Sep 14, 2012

THIS ONE WAS A LITTLE TOUGH AND I COULD EASILY SAY IT IS A TIE BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER SO

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prince of Persia moveset: http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/PlayStation-All-Stars-Battle/Prince-of-Persia-in-all-stars/m-p/38273897#M125640
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Re: Playstation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Ratchet Vs. Jak! (By Goopking)

Sep 14, 2012

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Re: Playstation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Ratchet Vs. Jak! (By Goopking)

Sep 15, 2012
Awesome Rap lol
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Re: Playstation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Ratchet Vs. Jak! (By Goopking)

Sep 15, 2012

You are crediting the wrong person

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Re: Playstation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Ratchet Vs. Jak! (By Goopking)

Sep 15, 2012
you forget jak can turn Jesus jak...
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Re: Playstation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Ratchet Vs. Jak! (By Goopking)

Sep 15, 2012
Well, that's not bad. I wonder if he'll do Sweet Tooth vs. Kratos next. And then Cole McGrath vs. Nathan Drake, and Parappa vs. Fat Princess.
It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
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