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Playsatation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Fat Princess Vs. Sir Dan! (By Goopking)

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These were 100% made by Goopking on PSASBR wiki, so don't give me credit.


  • Announcer:

PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE

SIR DANIEL FORTESQUE

VS

FAAAAAAAT PRINCESS!

BEGIN!

  • Fat Princess:

Hey there, big boy!

Oh sorry, my mistake.

I'll own you in this battle

Then sit down and have some cake.

I'm ruler of the kingdom

The fairest in the land.

You give a whole new meaning

To the movie, "The Thin Man".

Face it Dan. You're dead.

You've gone to meet your maker.

I'll dance upon your grave

And then I'll go visit the baker.

You don't even have a jaw

So you're gonna lose hard.

Whatcha gonna do, bro?

Rap with cue cards?

  • Sir Daniel: (Who proceeds to pull out a stack of cue cards with his lyrics written on them)

Go back home, little lady.

Well at least I'm half right.

Cause' you're gonna fail BIG

In this battle tonight.

You only play the flag.

My arsenal is giant.

There's no way you can beat me

If you shop at Lane Bryant.

When you sit around the house,

you really sit around the house.

The only thing you ever killed

Was your latest blouse.

I'm undead for eternity.

With an arrow, I was shot.

But at least I won't be featured

In Ripley's Believe or Not!

  • Fat Princess:

Respect the princess.

Don't act like a peasant.

You're just a bag of bones.

I find it so unpleasant.

My villagers will save me

And feed me lots of sweets.

When it comes to rapping,

Fat Princess can't be beat!

  • Sir Daniel:

Being dead's a piece of cake.

For you, there isn't any more.

You'd be in another castle

But you can't fit through the door.

Face it, you failed.

It's Live or Let Die.

Oops! Spoiler Alert!

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

  • Announcer:

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE!

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Playstation All-Stars Wiki! All the info you need on this game!
http://playstationallstarsbattleroyale.wikia.com
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Re: Playsatation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Fat Princess Vs. Sir Dan! (By Goopking)

Sep 14, 2012

o wow I would love a video of this

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Re: Playsatation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Fat Princess Vs. Sir Dan! (By Goopking)

Sep 14, 2012

Sir Dan won,hands down!!!!!!!! :smileylol:

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Re: Playsatation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Fat Princess Vs. Sir Dan! (By Goopking)

Sep 14, 2012

SuperPiposaru wrote:

Sir Dan won,hands down!!!!!!!! :smileylol:


agreed

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Re: Playsatation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Fat Princess Vs. Sir Dan! (By Goopking)

Sep 14, 2012

RESPECT THE UNDEAD

[URL=http://s854.photobucket.com/user/princedastankeizon/media/princeofpersiasig_zpsebd22603.png.html][IMG]http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab102/princedastankeizon/princeofpersiasig_zpsebd22603.png[/IMG][/URL]
prince of Persia moveset: http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/PlayStation-All-Stars-Battle/Prince-of-Persia-in-all-stars/m-p/38273897#M125640
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Re: Playsatation All-Stars Rap Battle Royale! Fat Princess Vs. Sir Dan! (By Goopking)

Sep 14, 2012
No way FP killed it, my votes for fp
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