cant let this thread die
Colonel: Snake, we've got intel on who your next opponent is, and it doesn't sound good.
Snake: What do you mean, Colonel?
Colonel: We think it might be a new member of FOXHOUND.
Snake: What makes you think that?
Colonel: Well, most FOXHOUND members had codenames that were a noun followed by an animal. Psycho Mantis, Sniper Wolf, Revolver Ocelot, see a pattern?
Snake: Then tell me, what's this new guy called?
Colonel: Crash Bandicoot.
Snake: ...What in the hell is a Bandicoot?
Crash: (Babbles incoherantly)
Snake: ...I don't even know what's going on right now. You're weirder than that talking frog...