EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!!!
Before we start this battle I just wanna say hi
I haven't seen your broke @ss since square left you to die
Your last appearance was in a movie, a S*****-y CGI ploy
about two brothers resurectin a tranny momma's boy
Your villain's a joke,
yet he spreads you round the floor like soap
My weapons are dope
pull a gunsword switch as I float-
Like a butterfly and sting like a bee
If you ever grew a D*** it'd be news to me
I really wish I could commend you on that rap
But all you really had to do was grab a controller and tap
The friggin "X" button all over "autoplay"
And now let's talk about part where you called me gay
When I first played your game thought that you weren't a chick
and when I met you in dissidia we was looking for a D***
And don't dare talk about that time with me in the dress
I do it so my fans don't get depressed
I have a humor why don't you F****ing grow one
Just want you to know that you're a squal clone, Hon.
You wouldn't outsell my game if the graphics were 10D
And you're the only soldier I'ver met with P*nis envy
I will possibly make more... I'm not a good rapper ^^^^ obviously but I thought it'd be funny to see this so I made one.