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Sep 20 2012
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Lightning Vs Cloud (No more debating this is the answer)

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!!!

Go!!

Lightning: 
Before we start this battle I just wanna say hi
I haven't seen your broke @ss since square left you to die
Your last appearance was in a movie, a S*****-y CGI ploy 
about two brothers resurectin a tranny momma's boy 

Your villain's a joke,
yet he spreads you round the floor like soap
My weapons are dope
pull a gunsword switch as I float-

Like a butterfly and sting like a bee 
If you ever grew a D*** it'd be news to me 

Cloud
I really wish I could commend you on that rap 
But all you really had to do was grab a controller and tap

The friggin "X" button all over "autoplay"
And now let's talk about part where you called me gay

When I first played your game thought that you weren't a chick
and when I met you in dissidia we was looking for a D*** 
And don't dare talk about that time with me in the dress 
I do it so my fans don't get depressed 

I have a humor why don't you F****ing grow one 
Just want you to know that  you're a squal clone, Hon.
You wouldn't outsell my game if the graphics were 10D 
And you're the only soldier I'ver met with P*nis envy 



       I will possibly make more... I'm not a good rapper ^^^^ obviously but I thought it'd be funny to see this so I made one. 

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Re: Lightning Vs Cloud (No more debating this is the answer)

Sep 20, 2012

uhh cloud won? kinda want to take it back because of the dress thing

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Re: Lightning Vs Cloud (No more debating this is the answer)

Sep 20, 2012
Lightning is hot, I thought she won the battle anyway.

I still want Cloud.
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Re: Lightning Vs Cloud (No more debating this is the answer)

Sep 20, 2012

Yeah I didn't really know what to do with that... 

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Re: Lightning Vs Cloud (No more debating this is the answer)

Sep 20, 2012

It helped me sneak in the "P*nis envy" line so I thought it was worth it.

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Re: Lightning Vs Cloud (No more debating this is the answer)

Sep 20, 2012

I really like these!

 

I liked Lightning's rap better, but the whole thing was great. Kudos.


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Re: Lightning Vs Cloud (No more debating this is the answer)

Sep 20, 2012

Wow!!! thanks Smiley Happy 

Yeah I tried pretty hard with cloud to make him sound as cool but I couldn't imagine either of them rapping so it was impossible.

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Re: Lightning Vs Cloud (No more debating this is the answer)

Sep 20, 2012
Lightning won, better disses
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Re: Lightning Vs Cloud (No more debating this is the answer)

Sep 20, 2012
i cracke up when i saw the tap x part!
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Re: Lightning Vs Cloud (No more debating this is the answer)

Sep 20, 2012

Lol thanks, One of cloud's best lines in my opinion. 

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