The humore was pretty sh*tty to be honest, but I liked the Snake part at the end because sadly it's true. If we do get Raiden, New Dante and a Bioshock Infinite stage, this isn't a full fan service. How could games that aren't out be a service to the fans? Even if we do wind up getting 5 non-leaked characters, there is still some obvious deals going on with these companies to get the word out there. Kind of like Super Smash Bros Brawl and the Electroplankton stage. I'm not denying the game will be great, but it'll also be a great billboard.
Little Sister: Look at all this ADAM Mr. Bubbles!
Sly: *eyes the syringe* Hmm…
Toro: I wouldn’t try it if I were you D:
Sly: Well I havn’t stolen anything yet, besides, what’s the worst that could happen?
*BOOOM* *Part of the bar breaks open, Sly runs out first followed by a very angry Big Daddy*
Little Sister: I don’t like him, Mr. B! I don’t like him!