(NOTE: I'd never played Fat Princess, nor Killzone, however, I know that Fat Princess likes to eat, and I know the whole idea of the game.)
Fat Princess sat in her thrown, in her new castle on 'Princess Island'.
"Princess, Princess!!" a voice yelled, flooding her throne room as a minion of hers rushed in. He kneeled down at her feet, bowed his head and announced, "They're gone! Your gems! They've been stolen!!"
"What?!" Fat Princess exclaimed in horror, "Bring me a pie, Minion #33! A cherry pie! And a blueberry pie! And seven apple fritters!"
"Yes Ma'am," the minion replied, "But what should I do about the gems?!"
"Oh! Right! Minion, I've just been getting these strange cravings lately. Call upon the prisoner we placed in prison last week! If he helps us get this intruder, I shall pardon him!"
"Yes, your majesty!" He bowed once more.
The minion ran down the hall, rushed into the storage room, and grabbed a heavy chest and placed it on a cart. He then rolled the cart out, ran down the hall and grabbed a key from the security room. He rushed to the royale dining hall, where hundreds of other minions sat and ate their daily meal, provided by the royale family; "Minions! A crafty racoon stole the Princess' gems! To your positions! Search the town, men! Every alley! Every nook! Every inch of that town!! I will follow shortly!"
The minions rushed out of the dining hall, haulting their meals and rushed out the front gates of the castle into the city.
Minion #33 fled out of the room and rushed into the dungion where the prisoner was placed. Names were written on the dungion's doors;
Cell #1: StoneHand, Cell #2: Recktor, Cell #3: Reynolds Trace, Cell #4 Kratos, Cell #5, Radac.
The minion passed the first five cells, finally reaching the fifth and unlocked Radac's cell, telling him the situation;
"Prisoner 5! The Princess agreed to pardon you, provided you can retrieve her stolen gems. He pulled the chest from the cart, and placed in next to the prisoner's cell.
"These are your belongings. Take them. Do you agree to the Princess' terms?"
Radac replied, "I do."
Radac rushed out the front gates, attempting to hunt down the intruder.
"Your Majesty. Radac speaking. The racoon's been shot. He's in the water, unconscious as we speak."
"Your job is done. I want him alive so that I may personally make him countable for his crimes against the royale family."
"Thank you, Princess."
"Your pardon will be granted once you bring the racoon here alive, with the gems."..........
Thank you so much again!
I'm currently writing Sackboy's! His will be up soon! I may even create a blog thing and upload all the starter stories on the site, and I'll probably expand on them so they can meet other characters and I'll write from their beginnings to their ends
Another excellent story from 333. I like the direction you went with for Fat Princess, not to mention Colonel Radec's involvement. Although, I am interested in how she got the God of War in a cell. Something tells me the explanation will be pretty interesting.
By the way, just call me Count for short.
And I guess I'll do villians, sure! ^^
It's almost 12am here, so my creativity is fading haha! But, I finished Sackboy's and I hope it's sufficient