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Crash Bandicoot is Living in a Van Down by the River (In a storage office in a box)

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Follow along with the video as you read (put them side by side) [humor thread]

 

Keep Crash in mind in this costume with Chris Farleys voice,lol:

Crash

 

 

 

Or use the link in another window: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaoM0FyLmGY

*Snake is guy in Green, Kat is Girl in purple*

 

 

Father: "Crash (Matt) we're ready for ya"

 

Crash: "My name is Crash Bandicoot and I am a motivational speaker"


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"First off, I'm 15 years old, I am 3rd party, and I live in a box in a storage office.."

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"Your're probably gonna find out if you go out there (think about going 3rd party with a company like Activision), that your not gonna amount to JAK SQUAT!. Your gonna end up of eating a steady diet of Activision cheese, and living in a storage office in a box...

 

"Now old man what do you wanna do with your life...?"

 

Snake: " Well, Crash, I actually want to be the most bada** solider on the planet no matter how old I am"

 

Crash: ".......welllll loddi frikken daaaa....we got ourselfs a solider here!"
 "Hey Kojima, is that Chuck Norris over there?"

 

Kojima: "Well actually Crash, we have encouraged Snake in his future games regaurdless if he's 3rd party.."

 

Crash: "Kojima  I just wish you could just shut your big yapper!"

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Crash" Kat what do you wanna do with your liofe?"

 

Kat: "I wanna live in a storage office in a box Smiley Happy "

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Crash: "Now you guys are thinking hey Crash, how can we get back on the right console.!? *spin spin spin *"


.. "So I'm gona move in with you guys, we're gonna be buddies! Here's you here's Crash, theres you, there's *Woah*!"

 

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"Now Im gonna get my gear"

 

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"I dont care what you guys think because I'm tired of living in a storage office in a box!"

 

 

 

I hope you all could follow along in the humor here, I randomly thought of this and wanted to share. I'm pretty sure you all can fill in the gaps or make your own quotes Smiley Happy Basically this is Crash giving a motivation speech about thinking twice about where you're going. Life as many choices and not only do your choices affect you, but other peoples choices affect you. Wow, look at that, a life lesson and humor all in one place. See, video games are awesome than the more serious toned BS in the world Smiley Happy

 

 

 

So yea....can someone in the fan art gallery make a pic of this? pweaase ? Smiley Very Happy

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I really wish my laptop wasn't broken. I would pull out my tablet and draw this whole thing out for you. Chris Farley + Crash Bandicoot = Yes.
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Re: Crash Bandicoot is Living in a Van Down by the River (In a storage office in a box)

Oct 14, 2012
I have hug hope for crash and snake and kat but specially crash to make it in allstar :/
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Re: Crash Bandicoot is Living in a Van Down by the River (In a storage office in a box)

Oct 14, 2012
thank you for this
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Glad to see a Chris Farley fan here Smiley Happy

 

When I saw that pic of Crash I was like "Wow that would be funny if they actually had a skit like that"

 

PlayStation should make that for a crash reboot commercial. I wish animation was easier for me and that I had a tablet.

 

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