Lyrics by admin Mark. This is somewhat based on the bar scene from the Michael commercial, but with Cole instead of Drake.
PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE!
Hey, haven't I seen you around somewhere?
You're kinda hard to miss with that pretty pink hair
In fact, you remind me of a pop star I know
So why are you rappin like you're from Saints' Row?
You really wanna battle? What's the deal here, babe?
You are way too hot to be angry, okay
How bout I buy you a drink? How's that sound, huh?
Just gimme a chance to drop the 4 - 1 - 1
Name's Cole MacGrath. Sound familiar at all?
I'm the best when it comes to an energy brawl
Shootin lightning from my fingers. Whoops, not like that
No need to pull your gun on me. I'm takin it back
I've got Electrokenisis. That's my power, you see
I feel a spark between us if you know what I mean
So how's dinner sound, girly? Well, whataya say?
You've just won a date with the Saint of New Marais
As if. Why would I wanna go out with you?
Step off. I'm about to show you what I can do
Saint of New Marais? Hah! Don't make me laugh
I'm a servant of a Goddess. You can do the math
I'm the only lightning here. You don't have what it takes.
A little light show is not what a hero makes
I could crush that little Beast of yours under my boot
I'd like to see you try to fight a Bahamut
This right here is my blade. It'll slice you to naught
Then I'll show you just how much I can drop it like it's hot
See the barrel? Smile! Boom! Now you're really a Saint
'Cause you're holy, get it? Oh, I'm sorry. Feelin faint?
Why don't you lay down and die like a good little boy
Before I reintroduce you to this little toy
Still alive? Gotta hand it to ya. Got some luck
How bout I try again? This time, try not to duck
Woah there, Baby Girl, you really got some **bleep**
Even with that cannon sittin there on top of your trunk
Why you shootin me down in more ways than one?
Just gimme a chance. I'm sure you'd have fun
Workin for a Goddess? You look just like one to me
With more attitude than ol Bloody Mary
But that's another story. I'm not out for blood
So please don't drag me down through the mud
I just want your digits, baby. I'll be callin you
I'm out to show you I can be your love that's true
You never give up, do you? It's commendable, but
I'm still not interested. Keep that mouth of yours shut
I wouldn't even set you up with my sister, you fool
Not that Serah'd ever have a thing to do with you
You want my number? Really? How thick can you possibly get
You'd have a better shot with some of these bims I bet
How bout Jenny? I'm sure she'd love to see how much you can rhyme
Dial her number: 8675309
PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE
Guts (berserk) " I've never expected a miracle. I will get things done myself. "