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Sep 28 2012
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Cole VS Lightning Rap battle

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Lyrics by admin Mark. This is somewhat based on the bar scene from the Michael commercial, but with Cole instead of Drake.

PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE!

COLE MACGRATH

vs

LIGHTNING

BEGIN!

Cole:

Hey, haven't I seen you around somewhere?

You're kinda hard to miss with that pretty pink hair

In fact, you remind me of a pop star I know

So why are you rappin like you're from Saints' Row?

You really wanna battle? What's the deal here, babe?

You are way too hot to be angry, okay

How bout I buy you a drink? How's that sound, huh?

Just gimme a chance to drop the 4 - 1 - 1

Name's Cole MacGrath. Sound familiar at all?

I'm the best when it comes to an energy brawl

Shootin lightning from my fingers. Whoops, not like that

No need to pull your gun on me. I'm takin it back

I've got Electrokenisis. That's my power, you see

I feel a spark between us if you know what I mean

So how's dinner sound, girly? Well, whataya say?

You've just won a date with the Saint of New Marais

 

Lightning:

As if. Why would I wanna go out with you?

Step off. I'm about to show you what I can do

Saint of New Marais? Hah! Don't make me laugh

I'm a servant of a Goddess. You can do the math

I'm the only lightning here. You don't have what it takes.

A little light show is not what a hero makes

I could crush that little Beast of yours under my boot

I'd like to see you try to fight a Bahamut

This right here is my blade. It'll slice you to naught

Then I'll show you just how much I can drop it like it's hot

See the barrel? Smile! Boom! Now you're really a Saint

'Cause you're holy, get it? Oh, I'm sorry. Feelin faint?

Why don't you lay down and die like a good little boy

Before I reintroduce you to this little toy

Still alive? Gotta hand it to ya. Got some luck

How bout I try again? This time, try not to duck

 

Cole:

Woah there, Baby Girl, you really got some **bleep**

Even with that cannon sittin there on top of your trunk

Why you shootin me down in more ways than one?

Just gimme a chance. I'm sure you'd have fun

Workin for a Goddess? You look just like one to me

With more attitude than ol Bloody Mary

But that's another story. I'm not out for blood

So please don't drag me down through the mud

I just want your digits, baby. I'll be callin you

I'm out to show you I can be your love that's true

 

Lightning:

You never give up, do you?  It's commendable, but

I'm still not interested. Keep that mouth of yours shut

I wouldn't even set you up with my sister, you fool

Not that Serah'd ever have a thing to do with you

You want my number? Really? How thick can you possibly get

You'd have a better shot with some of these bims I bet

How bout Jenny? I'm sure she'd love to see how much you can rhyme

Dial her number: 8675309

 

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE
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Re: Cole VS Lightning Rap battle

Sep 28, 2012
Cole wins because his opponent is lightning
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Guts (berserk) " I've never expected a miracle. I will get things done myself. "
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Re: Cole VS Lightning Rap battle

Sep 28, 2012

The next rap battle should be Crash and Spyro

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Re: Cole VS Lightning Rap battle

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Sep 28, 2012

Make it Spyro vs Drake next Smiley Happy

 

OT: gj on the rap battle mang

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