A woman saying in reply to a tow truck driver asking how she got herJeep Liberty stuck on a curb 8 inches higher than her ground clearance while trying to illegally cross into an adjacent parking lot: "I'm not paying for this tow. You can call Jeep and tell them that 4 wheel drive should be able to handle this. "
I'm confused >.>
Thanks Saviorsixtysix for the sig
Female high school student
My girlfriend, the student's biology teacher
"Do racoons lay eggs?"
"Oh... Then how dey make babies?"
"They reproduce the same way humans do."
"Oh... We don't lay eggs?"
"... Do you lay eggs!?"
"... I. Don't. Think so..."
"Ok good. If you do you should get that checked out. Moving on..."
"Wait. We're Humans? I thought we were people!" - Another student
"You're so stupid. I'm not a Human, I'm a person. Duh!" - Same day different student in different class
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