Ok so if you are going to be sarcastic/unhelpful/a butt then you might as well just leave right now.
Anyways my question;
Are there any websites that advertise the "Free iPod!" deal that actually give it and you don't have to put your credit card in? If not, is there any possible way for me to get one (discounted or free)? I am stuck with my beat-up monocolor 4G iPod and it's getting ur-reliable.