Here's some good ones from back in the day!
PSN ID: Afrowhitey
No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP 1937-2005
your mamas so fat.. shes just fat
yo mamas house is so small i ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside
yo mamas so hairy when she had you you got rugburn
yo mamas so ugly her incubator had tinted windows
yo mamas so black when she went to night school she was marked absent
yo mama is so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone