Gamer: Xbox order pizza
( pizza is delivered )
Xbox: ( TV comes on ).. In todays news an MIS student was tracking where the kinect senor on his Xbox is going to found that it's been streamed to a government computer one of the ones Edward snowden mentioned..
Gamer: Turns of Xbox disconnects the Kinect Senor.. Runs into his room puts on some pants and a shirt..
Gamer: Dials his lawyer i want to file a lawsuit..
Lawyer: Ohh about that kinect thing ohh okay well i've been getting calls about that.. No problem its $10,000 dollars upfront reason being that Microsoft wants to take it to trial.. because since you purchased the console you agreed to the monitoring its in the fine print..
Lawyer: Hello, Hello are you still there ?? Hello