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Nov 17 2006
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Women VS. Guitars

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Some of these are innapropriate... so they are taken out and marked red.
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REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

1. A guitar has a volume knob
2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4. You can unplug a guitar
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6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
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8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
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12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
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17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
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20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.

REASONS WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN GUITARS

Pretty much ALL of these are innapropriate! Smiley Very HappySmiley Tongue


If you want the "naughty" version, PM me or something! lol
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Re: Women VS. Guitars

Nov 17, 2006
I hope those aren't your grills, cuz they're damn nasty.
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Re: Women VS. Guitars

Nov 17, 2006
Why didnt I find that amusing? I really dont know. It should be funny.  
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Ahh there we go. LOL
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Re: Women VS. Guitars

Nov 17, 2006
this is probably one of the funniest things ive ever seen, no lie

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Re: Women VS. Guitars

Nov 17, 2006
lol i also like the ones "10 reasons why a beer is better than a woman"...lol
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Re: Women VS. Guitars

Nov 17, 2006
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Re: Women VS. Guitars

Nov 17, 2006
i wish some gurls had a mute botton on themSmiley Sad
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Re: Women VS. Guitars

Nov 17, 2006
lol so true Guitarists all the way of which iam one yay!

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Re: Women VS. Guitars

Nov 17, 2006


Clinton514 wrote:
I hope those aren't your grills, cuz they're damn nasty.

Those? GrillS?

Why is it plural?

and no, it's not my grill... that's the singer for Animosity, a death metal band!

I want a grill like him! Smiley Very Happy  His has fangs and it says "BRUTAL" Smiley Tongue

I think it's cool when metal-heads wear grills! Smiley Wink  I could care less what Paul Wall wears though! Smiley Tongue
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Re: Women VS. Guitars

Nov 17, 2006
funny...curious to what the red ones are.../heh
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