Nov 26, 2006
Ten billion dollars, taxes already paid, to be deposited in various high-yield low-risk investments around the world and controlled by a central accounting firm that will absolutely never do anything to rip off me or my family in any way. One billion of it will be in the form of liquid assets so I can get to the money quickly and easily. About 900 million will be in off-shore accounts that are not subject to United States tax laws. Another 95 million will be in American banks and fully insured. The remaining 5 million will be kept in three separate safes locked securely within my new 40,000 square foot mansion within the Greater Gadget Compound. Security is tight around the perimeter and only the coolest people may enter. I also have a special bed set up with piles of hundred dollar bills where I can just jump into it like a big leaf pile and throw it in the air and have it fall like big confetti all over me.
That's what I want for Christmas.
Nov 26, 2006
PS2master4444 wrote:Triple !!!!!!!! I thought you said you would never be posting here again!!!!
Bill from RI wrote:
I want noobs to stop posting "what do you want for christmas" threads.Santa is going to include you in his bad list..
I lied. Nah, I just stick to the Madden Boards now. Doesn't matter, I'm not known around here.