Aha! Light Bulb!
What if the PSN Card I had purchased in June had not been ripped off by a Generator?
I might never have come here to complain, only to find this a great place!
Thanks Almighty, you inspired that answer.
I suppose you got this question from the word "purchased" in my what-if question? I can't see where else it could have come from.
*EDIT* Oh wait. I'm so blind that I forgot to read every single word of your post.