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Re: Top 3 reaons Toilets really suck!

Apr 5, 2007


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Garconis wrote:
I'm serious here. Not trying to be gross...

The Toilet is basically the same as it was in 1850. There have been small improvements, water pressure, heated seats, bidet-with-blow-dry, built-in nature sounds and lotion impregnated toilet paper. But these are all peripheral, why has there been no apparent research in totally re-modeling the toilet, from the plumbing up. There must be a better way. You'd think that something so frequently used would have been improved upon dramatically in the last century and a half.

The following really need to be improved upon:

1 - "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction". So ya gotta go number 2. Thats fine. But why does it have to "kerplunk" in a gallon of water? Nothing is more annoying than when the (tainted) water decides to splash back up and give you an undesired washin'.

2 - Not enough room to do your business! So you got done with number 2. Sometimes there isn't enough room behind you, to adequately put your toilet paper to use. Nor is there enough room in the front, for males. It's pretty disturbing when you get that cold feeling of porcelain in an undesired area.

3 - It's basically a funnel. Ok, newer toilets have more powerful jets/suction, but when your business is complete and it's time to flush, sometimes (depending on your toilet paper output) getting all of that into the pipes below just isn't going to happen.


Now, I know this thread is right on the edge here. But lets keep this to a mature and serious discussion, without getting too much into detail, if you know what I mean. So what are some ways that the toilet could be revolutionized...

Message Edited by Garconis on 04-04-2007 09:37 PM

You make a good point, but the design is ingenius, the only thing we can do it just addon to it. I wish I didn't have use toliet paper instead have one of those $1,000 that washs your bottom for you with a jet of water.


i got those in every bathoom in my house
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Re: Top 3 reaons Toilets really suck!

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HAHAAHHA

the first one
happens every week

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I hate it when reason number 1 occurs. *Kerplunk* 
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Re: Top 3 reaons Toilets really suck!

Apr 5, 2007


-Dims- wrote:


Hybrid oo7 wrote:


Garconis wrote:
I'm serious here. Not trying to be gross...

The Toilet is basically the same as it was in 1850. There have been small improvements, water pressure, heated seats, bidet-with-blow-dry, built-in nature sounds and lotion impregnated toilet paper. But these are all peripheral, why has there been no apparent research in totally re-modeling the toilet, from the plumbing up. There must be a better way. You'd think that something so frequently used would have been improved upon dramatically in the last century and a half.

The following really need to be improved upon:

1 - "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction". So ya gotta go number 2. Thats fine. But why does it have to "kerplunk" in a gallon of water? Nothing is more annoying than when the (tainted) water decides to splash back up and give you an undesired washin'.

2 - Not enough room to do your business! So you got done with number 2. Sometimes there isn't enough room behind you, to adequately put your toilet paper to use. Nor is there enough room in the front, for males. It's pretty disturbing when you get that cold feeling of porcelain in an undesired area.

3 - It's basically a funnel. Ok, newer toilets have more powerful jets/suction, but when your business is complete and it's time to flush, sometimes (depending on your toilet paper output) getting all of that into the pipes below just isn't going to happen.


Now, I know this thread is right on the edge here. But lets keep this to a mature and serious discussion, without getting too much into detail, if you know what I mean. So what are some ways that the toilet could be revolutionized...

Message Edited by Garconis on 04-04-2007 09:37 PM

You make a good point, but the design is ingenius, the only thing we can do it just addon to it. I wish I didn't have use toliet paper instead have one of those $1,000 that washs your bottom for you with a jet of water.


i got those in every bathoom in my house


Does it use cold or warm water? I can't image the toilet having a water heating unit, but hey, amuse me.
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:smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy: toilets re better then taking a dump in a bush. lol
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Re: Top 3 reaons Toilets really suck!

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Garconis wrote:
I'm serious here. Not trying to be gross...

The Toilet is basically the same as it was in 1850. There have been small improvements, water pressure, heated seats, bidet-with-blow-dry, built-in nature sounds and lotion impregnated toilet paper. But these are all peripheral, why has there been no apparent research in totally re-modeling the toilet, from the plumbing up. There must be a better way. You'd think that something so frequently used would have been improved upon dramatically in the last century and a half.

The following really need to be improved upon:

1 - "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction". So ya gotta go number 2. Thats fine. But why does it have to "kerplunk" in a gallon of water? Nothing is more annoying than when the (tainted) water decides to splash back up and give you an undesired washin'.
Lay toilet paper on the water, as a cushion if you have that problem

2 - Not enough room to do your business! So you got done with number 2. Sometimes there isn't enough room behind you, to adequately put your toilet paper to use. Nor is there enough room in the front, for males. It's pretty disturbing when you get that cold feeling of porcelain in an undesired area.
Stand up if neccessary... or stand up and squat.

3 - It's basically a funnel. Ok, newer toilets have more powerful jets/suction, but when your business is complete and it's time to flush, sometimes (depending on your toilet paper output) getting all of that into the pipes below just isn't going to happen.
If it is a decent toilet, this should not be a problem, and what is wrong with using  a plunger?

Now, I know this thread is right on the edge here. But lets keep this to a mature and serious discussion, without getting too much into detail, if you know what I mean. So what are some ways that the toilet could be revolutionized...

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Re: Top 5 reaons Toilets really suck!

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Mr-Boszak wrote:
:smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy: toilets re better then taking a dump in a bush. lol

ah, but what would you rather do.
number 1 aka relieve yourself outside or in the toilet.

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Re: Top 5 reaons Toilets really suck!

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Mr-Boszak wrote:
:smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy: toilets re better then taking a dump in a bush. lol

You mean tossing a loaf in the lawn.

During hikes, camping trips, etc you will never take a toilet for granted.
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Re: Top 3 reaons Toilets really suck!

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-Dims- wrote:


Hybrid oo7 wrote:


Garconis wrote:
I'm serious here. Not trying to be gross...

The Toilet is basically the same as it was in 1850. There have been small improvements, water pressure, heated seats, bidet-with-blow-dry, built-in nature sounds and lotion impregnated toilet paper. But these are all peripheral, why has there been no apparent research in totally re-modeling the toilet, from the plumbing up. There must be a better way. You'd think that something so frequently used would have been improved upon dramatically in the last century and a half.

The following really need to be improved upon:

1 - "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction". So ya gotta go number 2. Thats fine. But why does it have to "kerplunk" in a gallon of water? Nothing is more annoying than when the (tainted) water decides to splash back up and give you an undesired washin'.

2 - Not enough room to do your business! So you got done with number 2. Sometimes there isn't enough room behind you, to adequately put your toilet paper to use. Nor is there enough room in the front, for males. It's pretty disturbing when you get that cold feeling of porcelain in an undesired area.

3 - It's basically a funnel. Ok, newer toilets have more powerful jets/suction, but when your business is complete and it's time to flush, sometimes (depending on your toilet paper output) getting all of that into the pipes below just isn't going to happen.


Now, I know this thread is right on the edge here. But lets keep this to a mature and serious discussion, without getting too much into detail, if you know what I mean. So what are some ways that the toilet could be revolutionized...

Message Edited by Garconis on 04-04-2007 09:37 PM

You make a good point, but the design is ingenius, the only thing we can do it just addon to it. I wish I didn't have use toliet paper instead have one of those $1,000 that washs your bottom for you with a jet of water.


i got those in every bathoom in my house


yea me 2 i think they called bidets or sumtin like dat but no one in my house uses it

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