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Dec 11 2006
By: ThePeacemaker02 Treasure Hunter 8950 posts
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The most painful looking Wii injury to date

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Words... I need more words... My grasp of the English language is simply not sufficient to describe how incredibly amazing this picture is. Rocky Balboa wouldn't have a black eye that is this painful looking even after a dozen or so rounds with Apollo Creed, Mr. T and that Russian dude all at the same time. Let's face it, if she was a fighter... They'd cut her for sure.

Just look at the little trooper... Smiling away as if she didn't look like a second head was about to grow out of her freakin' eye. Ladies and gentlemen, join with me now in bowing before what is easily the most painful looking Wii injury to date. Her boyfriend fills us in on what happened...

"The day our Wii arrived also happened to be when my work was holding our Christmas party. Not being one to forego free booze, off I went leaving the girlie to play to her hearts content.

After guzzling a copious amount of 'wife beater' (Stella Artois) - I returned home to find the girlie in mid battle with a Zelda 'Boss'. In my inebriated state, it was instinctual to become her knight in shining armour. I proceeded to take the controllers off her and fight the beast myself.

Unfortunately, my courage was far greater then my skill. Having taken a good kicking, Liz then tried to intervene with disastrous results. She approached me from the side, appearing from my blind spot, whilst I was performing a slashing movement. I hit her with full force right in her eye!

I truly thought I'd blinded her and was almost about to call an abulance but then her pain died down. You can see the results of the accident in the attached photo...

I'm lucky that Liz is a good sport, but it did cost me, Liz has first dibs on the Wii... a small price to pay - I guess -Jim"
Jim, I would congratulate you on a wild story, but I am still staring with my mouth agape at your poor girlfriend. The necessary bill from the florist alone would be enough to send me into debtors prison for the rest of my days.

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Fender Bender
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Re: The most painful looking Wii injury to date

Dec 11, 2006
yuck...
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Re: The most painful looking Wii injury to date

Dec 11, 2006
Didi you hear about the one where the little kid accidentally ate the Wii remote? Is there any point to this senseless stuff?
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Re: The most painful looking Wii injury to date

Dec 11, 2006
DAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNSmiley Very HappySmiley Very HappySmiley Very HappySmiley Very HappySmiley Very HappySmiley Very HappySmiley Very HappySmiley Very HappySmiley Very HappySmiley Very Happy
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Re: The most painful looking Wii injury to date

Dec 11, 2006
Why is she smiling. Stupid woman.
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Re: The most painful looking Wii injury to date

Dec 11, 2006
crazy girl!
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Dec 11, 2006
lol why is she smiling?....lol hes talkin all heroic and stuff about helping her with zelda
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Re: The most painful looking Wii injury to date

Dec 11, 2006
Haha, wii-tards. Crash and burn!
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Dec 11, 2006
LMAO @
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Re: The most painful looking Wii injury to date

Dec 11, 2006
I guess Wii is a lethal weapon now.




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