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Dec 27 2012
By: BigBrotherKaz Wastelander 562 posts
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The Music Video Game

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Ok, so forum been pretty boring lately eh? Well why not spice it up with a little fun game? I'm thinking about one that give us the chance to show other our creativity and imagination as well as spending some time writing positive stuff on the forum instead of the usual Flame Wars, Console Wars or End of the World talk.

 

This game is pretty simple. Have you ever watch a music video before? It's kinda like a small 4 min movie or clip that a singer make after releasing his/her song with their song playing yadayada, common stuff right? Have you ever saw a music video so WEIRD, so STRANGE, and TOTALLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO with the song? Well then, this game is like this:

 

A. Take one music video you think is cool or weird

B. Try your best to come up with a story base on what you see on the video, and the story has to be exactly what happen in the video, no extra stuff added and that is it !! :smileyhappy:

 

The story can be fun, sad, or weird but it has to be the same to what happen on the video. And since the nature of this thread is fun and hilarious, no need to start flame war about hating on your favorite singer or anything like that, as long as you stay to the rule, and keep it appropriate. Have fun

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OK Try by Pink

 

Our story open up with a barren wasteland in the middle of nowhere but I presume it's either Mexico or Nevada, a woman, who is presume to be an Amazoness, wearing green colored caveman cloth crawling toward the screen, for some unknown reason, she is covered with paint.

 

The scene then shift back to this old house, where this Amazoness is moving toward a mirror and there is this crazy looking half naked man standing next to her with that "Rape-face" going on, at this point, I presume we're seeing a flashback of how the Amazoness was out there in the wasteland.

 

So the Amazoness slam her face in the mirror, the other dude was like freak out and grab her shoulder, presumed to check her out if she's OK. The Amazoness move back a little and slam the dude back again the wall, the man waste no time and move his hand under her chest and put his lips close to her neck and kiss it passionately .

 

The Amazoness try to resist his charm and slam him to another wall not so far from the first one and try to slam him again, but he use his hand to stop it and then he lift his knee up, the Amazoness for some reason lift her knee up too.

 

We then see a brief image of the Amazoness in the wasteland. Then it flash immediately back to the old house where the half naked man try to do a Spine-Breaker on the Amazoness, at this point, there is no doubt he's a Wrestler. He than flip her back up and try to do another Spine-Breaker, but the Amazoness use her momentum and reverse it, push him to a bed not so far from where they're at.

 

The Amazoness is then shown standing on the wasteland. We then move back to the house, where the Wrestler try to do a Reverse Back Breaker on her but she use her Jackie Chan Back-flip to counter it, and try to flip forward him, but he duck and catch her hand on her way down, pull her closer to him and try to break her neck. But he think killing her at this point would be a waste so he thrown her head-first to the floor.

 

The Amazoness slam her face hard to the wooden floor, judging from the texture, I would make a guess that the house is make of Oak. Anyway, she turn around immediately and kick the air.

 

Back to the wasteland, our Amazoness is seen trying to do Ultraman Finishing attack, her target is unknown, but I guess it would be the sun. Back to the house, the Wrestler pick her back up and they do weird ballet like dance.

 

After that the Amazoness try to do a Takedown on the Wrestler but he catch her head and spin her around like a ragdoll and try to kiss her ear, but she resist him and try to slap him, but he move his hand up, so all they do is shake each other hand. The Wrestler is like "Enough, Woman" and toss her into the bed. The bed is so crappy because it is cover with plastic, but I guess it is like that because the house is too old and they're probably going to sell it anyway.

 

Back to the wasteland, the Amazoness is looking at an unknown figure, whom I presume she was trying to use her Ultraman attack on and not the sun. Back to the house, the Wrestler is seen moving toward a room, the Amazoness is also heading toward that same room but instead of walking like a normal person, she decided to do a Barrel Roll.

 

By some unknown reason, they are seen standing next to each other. The Wrestler grab her neck and they both do Ballet together, the Wrestler lift his hand up and show us his armpit hair. But he then thrown the Amazoness to the ground, his face is full of anger, probably the Amazoness make bad comment about his armpit smell, he should use some AJE.

 

He than put his toe inside the Amazoness crotch and lift it up, damm, woman have strong muscle down there LOL, anyway he pull her up and they started kissing and making love. But the Amazoness is like " Got you B**ch!!!" and Chokeslam him into a table, for some reason his throat and neck is cover with blue paint. And then they started making love again, then the Wrestler lift her into the air in a Fireman Carry fashion but she is struggling to break out of it, doing Liu Kang Bicycle Kick the air

 

Back to the wasteland, the unknown figure is shown to be the Wrestler, and he is seen throwing the Amazoness to the ground. Back to the house, They started doing Ballet and Love making, this time, the Amazoness cry, probably because the Wrestler too rough on her. Then they start doing impossible Spider-Man Love making and smeer Paint all over eachother body.

 

The Amazoness try to walk away, but the Wrestler catch her leg, but she's still moving forward anyway and drag the Wrestler with her. The house then start OOZIng weird pink gas at them

 

Back to the wasteland, they are seen doing a very expert like Ballet Move, the Amazoness open her crotch and let the sun rain it heat down on it, she probably have some crazy sunflower Sh** going down there, Forest Fire that bush.

 

Back to the house, they are still doing Ballet and Love Making, the Wrestler thrown in some Neck Choking and Spine Breaker, and it go on like forever. Backflipping like crazy, I've seen Jackie Chan does less backflip in his movie than this video.

 

Anway after having making love, they start throwing chair at eachother, the chair some how teleport to the wasteland, so do the Wrestler and the Amazoness. Finally they run toward eachother like lover and then jump up and do chest pump and ........... What the hell, that's it?

 

Moral of the story: IF a Wrestler and an Amazoness make love, it's very violent, and may end up on a wasteland somewhere in Mexico or Nevada

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Dec 27, 2012
Oh yeah the true meaning of this video is Domestic Abuse or something like that but the video is too weird and have lot of wrestling lol
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Dec 27, 2012
Oh is this sing a long? And can you sing in real life big bro? :smileyhappy:
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